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  • I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Mean Quotes
  • Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Unique Quotes
  • If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Army Quotes
  • They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Issues Quotes
  • You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Children Quotes , Humor Quotes