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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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Our democratic faith is more than the creed of our country, it is the inborn hope of our humanity, an ideal we carry but do not own, a trust we bear and pass along. And even after nearly 225 years, we have a long way yet to travel.

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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I read the newspaper.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.

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You might want to comment on that, Honorable.

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Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.

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Nothing is stronger than habit.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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That's a chapter - the last chapter - of the 20th ... 20th ... the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.

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