George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Play Quotes

My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side.

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The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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Thirdly, the explorationists are willing to only move equipment during the winter, which means they'll be on ice roads, and remove the equipment as the ice begins to melt, so that the fragile tundra is protected.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can welcome them as partners instead of resenting them as rivals.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.

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I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

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