George W. Bush Quotes, Military Quotes, Humor Quotes

I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

6 years ago

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan.

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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I read the newspaper.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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