George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Cutting Quotes

A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray... This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn... Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

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