Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
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Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
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aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon.:
मंजिल मिले ना मिले
ये तो मुकदर की बात है!
हम कोशिश भी ना करे
ये तो गलत बात है...
जिन्दगी जख्मो से भरी है,
वक्त को मरहम बनाना सीख लो,
हारना तो है एक दिन मौत से,
फिलहाल जिन्दगी जीना
सीख लो..!!
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha LiyaAurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue BahutHi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo.~navi
Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
ONE SAD STORY
Ek ladki thi aur uska boyfriend tha. Wo apne boyfriend se bahut pyar karti thi. Ek din usne apne boyfrnd se kaha tum mere bina 1 din bita ke dikhao. Boyfrnd ne ye challange except kiya usne apni grlfrnd ke bina pura ek din bitaya aur wo jit gaya. Dusre din khushi se wo grlfrnd se milne gya to wo mar chuki thi kyunki use canser tha aur uske paas ek hi din tha. Usne leter me likha tha u will do it kya tum ye roz karoge ?
BY : SANJAY SINGH
Itz really hurts...J
Lஜஜ" MERI GALTI "ஜஜ
हाँ हो गयी गलती मुझसे
मै जानता हुँ,
पर अब भी तुझे अपनी जान मानता हु,
एक आखरी मौका दे मुझे,
आज भी मै तुझे अपनी शान मानता हु,
सिर्फ साँसे ही तो बाकी है,
जब तेरी याद आती है,
याद मे तेरा साथ ये भी छोड जाती है,
गलती तो सबसे होती है,
गलती मुझसे भी हो गयी,
अब माफ भी कर दे मुझे,
क्यु दुर इतना हो गयी तु,
एक गलती के लिए क्यु साथ छोड गयी तु,
क्यु मुँह मोड गयी तु,
क्यु बे-निशान सा निशान छोड गयी तु......!
"BEST OF LUCK APNA KHAYAL
RAKHNA"ஜஜ
एक लड़का अपनी
गर्लफ्रेंड से बहुत प्यार करता था...
एक दिन उसने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से कहा,
तुम मेरे बिना 1 दिन बिता के दिखाओ..
गर्लफ्रेंड ने अपने बाय्फ्रेंड के बिना
एक दिन बिताया ओर वो जीत गयी..
दूसरे दिन बड़ी ही खुशी से वो
अपने बाय्फ्रेंड से मिलने गयी..
पर वो मर चुका था
क्यूंकी उसे केंसर था,
और उसके पास एक ही दिन बचा था.
उसने लेटर मे लिखा था,
मुझे पता था, तुम यह कर लोगि...
और तुम्हे ऐसा रोज़ करना होगा,
मेरे लिए..
सिर्फ़ मेरे लिए...
बेबी लव यू सो सो मच...
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat
Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki
Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal
Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko
Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi
Khubsoorat Jawab Diya-
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
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agree karte ho to thoko like...
Sad story-Ek dal pr ek tota aur ek maina rhte the. Ek din maina ne tote se pucha- Tm mjhe chor to nhi doge?Tota - nhi.Ek din jor se tufan aya aur tote ne maina se kha - tum ud jao. " apna khayal rkhana khkr maina ud gai. Tufan thamne k bad us ped pr ja kr dekha . Tota mr chuka tha aur ek dal pr likha tha" agr vo ek bar bhi ye khati kh mai tumhare bina nhi jaugi to mai tufan ane se phle n mrta"
kisi ke kaam aae use insaan kehte hai..
paraya dard apnae use insan kehte hai..
kabhi dukh hai kabhi sukh hai.. isi ka naam jeevan hai...
jo mushkil se na ghabrae use insan kehte hai..
ye duniya ek uljhan hai, kahi dhoka kahi thokar..
koi has haske jeeta hai...koi jeeta hai ro rokar..
jo gir ke phir sambhal jae use insan kehte hai..
agr galti rulati hai, to raahe b dikhati hai...
insaan galti ka putla hai, jo aksar ho hijaati hai..
jo karle thik galti ko...use insan kehte hai..
Ek ladki aur ek ladka ek dusre ko bohat pyar karte the but un dono ne kabhi apne pyar ka izhar nahi kiya...
Ek baar us ladke ne bohat himmat juta kar us ladki ko "i love you" bol diya.. Ladki ne usse ek majak kiya ki uska ek boy friend hai aur uske b.f se uski shadi hone wali hai..
Ye sadma ladka bardasht nahi kar paya aur usne atmahatya karli..
Doosre din ladki use sorry bolne us ladke ke ghar aayi to use pata chala ki ab wo nahi raha jo use beinteha mohabat karta tha...
Love story
Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi.
Aur Rasta Bhi Tera Tha
Ek Tera Pyaar Paa Lu,
Bas Yahi Sapna Mera Tha.
Mere Sath Rehne Ki Kasam Bhi Teri
Thi.
Fir Akela Chhod Jane Ka Khayal Bhi
Tera Tha.
Haatho Me Hath Lekar
Mujhe Hasaane Ki Soch Bhi Teri Thi.
Meri Aankhon Me Aansu Dene Ka
Silsila Bhi Tera Tha....
Mein Kyu Yaha Tanha Reh Gya?
Mera Dil Sawaal Karta Hai...
Kismat To Teri Thi...
Par Kya Khuda Bhi Tera Tha?
Yaad Nahi Woh Din Jab Tumse Baat Hui Thi,
Aur Humare Chehre Pe Muskan Chhayee Thi..
Ab Jo Dur Rehne Lagi Ho Tum,
Gam Ke Sagar Mein Poori Tarah Doob Gaye Hain Hum..
Pata Nahi Kab Humne Akhri Baar Hasa Tha,
Lekin Haan, Humare Dil Mein Bhi Khusiyon Ka Badal Barsa Tha..
Ab Yeh Badal Sirf Gam Barsaate Hain,
Har Pal Humein Rulate Hain..
Aye Jan-e-Man Ehsaan Kar Do Ek…
Humein Kabhi Na Bhulana,
Ek ladka or ladki ek dusreko bahut
pyar karte the.
Ek din ladki mar gayi, usne swarg me
se
ladke ko kaha, "ek wada tha tera har
wade ke piche, tu milega muje har
gali
har darwaje ke piche. Par kyun tu itna
BEWAEAA nikla, ek tu hi neahi tha
mere
janaze ke piche"
ladke ne ankh me ashu ke sath javab
diya, "ek wada tha mere har wade k
piche,
milunga tuje har gali har darwaje ke
piche. Tune hi mud kar nahi dekha, ek
aur janaza tha tere janaze k piche
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge...
sad love story ;-(
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car N
e Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Respect Ur Love
High Insult Must Read :D
Bf To Gf- Jaan Kal Tum
Mere SapneMe Aayi Thi
Nd You Were Looking Very Cute..;)
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Gf- Khush hokar,hmm?? Sach Much ??
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Bf- Haa Baba Sach Much
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Gf- Jaan Hum Dono Kya kar Rae The ??
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Bf- Main Cadbury Dairy Milk Kha Raha Tha
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur
Tm Bhukhi Bhikhari Ki Tarah
Keh Rahi Thi Ke Plz
Choclate Chahe Mat Dena
But Kam Se Kam WraPaper Toh De Dena
ChaaTne Ke LiYe :P :D :D xD
"A Cute N Strange Love Story"
There Was A Little Boy Whose 1st Love
Was A Young Girl In A Picture
Which He Found And Picked From The Street.
As Time Went By He Got Married,
But Still Kept It.
One Day,his Wife Found It And Asked,
"Where Did U Get This?"
The Man Said,
"I Kept That Since I Was A Child,
But Why R U Asking?"
The Girl Replied,
"I Lost This Picture When I Was 7...":)
BOY : movie dekhne challe?
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Gal : no. waha tum mjhe touch
karoge?
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Boy : No.
... .
Gal : waha tum mera hathpakdoge?
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Boy : No.
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Gal : Mujhe kiss karoge?
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Boy : no..!!
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Gal : phr meri kya zarurat haiapni
behen k sath hi
chale jao na..!!
hahah :
Ek Aadmi Roz Mandir Jakar jor~jor se
mannat mangta.
Ek Din Vo Mandir Aaya Aur Rote Hue Bola,
Ae Bhagwan M Roz Mannat Mangta Hu,Tu
sunta Nhi H Kya?
Bhagwan Prakat Ho Kar Bole,Par Tu yha
kyu Aata H Tere Ghar M Maa Nhi H Kya?