14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.
* must read it***
Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre ko
bahut pyaar karte the...
Ladki hamesha ladke se yahi kehti
rehti thi ki mera dil tumhare pas hai.
Iska khayal rakhna.Ek din ladki ne
ladke ko bataya ke uski shadi tay
ho gayi hai aur wo apne mom dad ke
against ni jaa sakti..Boy also agreed
wid her..Next day girl was married wid
another guy.. When she was opning a gift,
she sawthe gift n got fainted....Gift ke
andar ladke ka dil tha aur ek letter pe
likh atha PAGLI APNA DIL TO LETI JAA WARNA
APNE PATI KO KYA DEGI..
Sab kuch apna teri mohabbat mein haar ke
Main ja raha hu ab teri khusiyo ke sansaar se,
Viraan hai jahan dil bhi udaas hai
Ab kabhi na lautenge vo beete din bahaar ke,
Ek haseen khwaab mila vo bhi bhi chaar din ke liye
Bahut dekhe hain humne hausle yahan pyaar ke,
Khud se bhi begaane ho gaye, ek tere liye
Mout jaise thoker lagi is dil pe tere ek inkaar se,.
==> A cute love story <==
Boy - kya main tumhe pyara lagta hu
Girl - nahi
Boy - kya tum mere saat rehna chahti ho
Girl - nahi
Boy - Augar main mrr gya to tum rougi
Girl - nahi
Ladka bahut udaas ho gya usey bahut dukh huaa aur wo rone laga
Ladki - ne usey apne kareeb kiya Aur kaha tum pyare nahi Balki bahut khubsurat ho
Main tumhare shaat rehna nahi balki jeena chahti hun
Agar tumhe kuch ho gya to main roungi nahi mrr jaungi..
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
DoU Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Ladka"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka :
(Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Huwa Inaam Nahi......!!
Duniya ke 7 such
1) Aap apni ankho pe sabun nahi
laga sakte.
2) Aap apne baal nahi gin sakte.
3) Aap saans nahi le sakte jab aapki
jeeb bahar ho.
4) Aapne abhi abhi point 3 try kiya
hey.
5) Aapko laga ki aap point 3 kar sakte
ho.lakin aap sirf ek dog ki tarha lag
rahe the.
6) Ab aap muskura rahe ho kyoki aap
dog ke saath ullu bhi ban gay.
7) Ab aap soch rahe ho ki apna gussa
kisko share karke nikalu.
Always Happy...
Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
.
.
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
.
.
.
Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
.
(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
.
Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
Ek ladka ladki facebook pe mile
kahi kisi
post pe,
Pehle like, fir comment fir chat post pe
baat,
Kabhi hasi
kabhi mazak
kabhi khatti meethi fariyad
fir add as friend
aur confirm friend wo notification
accept ka
wo anjaani si khushi
fir msg me baat
jaan pehchaan aur subah shaam
yaad,
Wo subah good morning kehna aur raato
ko jag jag k good night
kehna
wo din me 10 baar uske msg ka
wait
karna
aur msg padh k akele akele hasna kahani
fir kuch aage badhi
Next page
Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum,
Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me,
Arohi: Nhi,
Aise Hi Ro Rhi Thi Tumhari Yaad Me.
Rj : Pr Me To Yahi Hu
Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas
Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tmhe.
K Ab Tmhe Jitna Rona H Ro Lo,
Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye,
Me Y Sb Chor DuGa Arohi,
Me Nya Bn JauGa Tmhare Liye
Dekhna Sb Thik Ho JayeGa,
Me B Tum B Madad KroGi Na Meri?
Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai?
Rj: Nahi
Bhula Dena Mujhe H
Alvida Tujhe
Tujhe Jina H Mere Bina.!
1 ldki jo pyr ko shayd smjhti b na thi
use 1 ldke se pyr hogya
wo 2no 1 dusre se bht pyr krne lge
lekin 1din aisa hua dono ka
milna or bate krna bnd ho gya
vo ldki us ldke k yad me roti rhti
or God se pray krti 1 bar muje usse mila do.
1 din god ne usse bola:-
jis din ye msg sbi pyr krne walo ko mil
jyega us din tera pyar tere sath hoga
or jo isko rokega usko uska pyr kbi nhi
milega. Snd dis to 10 ppl.apko pyar ki ksm.
Dooriyon se farak nahi padta,
Baat to ddilon ke nazdikiyon se hoti hai,
Dosti aap jaise kuch khaas logon se hoti hai,
Warna mulaqat to na jaane roz kitne logon se hoti hai…
1 ldka 1 ldki s bahut pyar krta tha. Ldke n ldki ko prpose kiya. Ldki n ha keh diya. Vo khti thi ki vo bina dil k ji ri hai bcz uska dil uske paas hai. Ldke ko uspar pura vishwas tha. Ek din usne kaha ki vo apne prents k khilaf ni ja skti, Uske prnts uski shadi kisi aur s kra re hai. Ldka man gaya. Ldka uske shadi k din use ek gft bhijwaya. Ldki n jab gft khola to usme us ldke ka dil khoon se lathpat tha. Usme ek lettr tha jsme lika tha "tm apna dil le lo ni to apne pati ko kya dogi?"
OMS
BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?
GIRL . Nhi
BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?
GIRL. Nhi
BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?
GIRL. Nhi
Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha
Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho
Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun
Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!
What A Great msg for the All LOVER’s .
एक लड़का अपनी
गर्लफ्रेंड से बहुत प्यार करता था...
एक दिन उसने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से कहा,
तुम मेरे बिना 1 दिन बिता के दिखाओ..
गर्लफ्रेंड ने अपने बाय्फ्रेंड के बिना
एक दिन बिताया ओर वो जीत गयी..
दूसरे दिन बड़ी ही खुशी से वो
अपने बाय्फ्रेंड से मिलने गयी..
पर वो मर चुका था
क्यूंकी उसे केंसर था,
और उसके पास एक ही दिन बचा था.
उसने लेटर मे लिखा था,
मुझे पता था, तुम यह कर लोगि...
और तुम्हे ऐसा रोज़ करना होगा,
मेरे लिए..
सिर्फ़ मेरे लिए...
बेबी लव यू सो सो मच...
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
By - prabinbedeti108
मेरे दिल कि आवाज है
कि बिछडा यार मिलेगा,
वो यार तेरी हर खुशी को गम मेँ मोड देगा,
जिस मोड पर तुझे तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
मै तो क्या मुझसे भी,
अच्छा एक नया दिलदार मिलेगा,
आज नही तो कल तुझे,
तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
दिल तो क्या दिलदार, भी तुझे तेरा साथ मिलेगा..!
Ik Saal Purana Qissa Hai
Ik Larka Tha Deewana Sa
Karta Tha Manmana Sa
Wo Shokh Shokh Chanchal Sa
Mehka Mehka Pagal Sa
Ik Roz Muhabbat Ker Betha
Or Ab K Sal Ka Qissa Hai
Ab Wo Mazi Ka Hissa Hai
Wo Pyaar Pe Jaan Ko Waar Gya
Or Apne Aap Ko Maar Gya
Sare Jag Se Jeet Gya
Bas Apne Aap Se Haar Gya
Mera Ehsaas Tere Sanson Ki Zarurat Ho Jayegi.
Tujhe Bhi Ek Din, Mujh Jaisi
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi.
Dhadkane Kar Degi Tujhe
Pareshaan Har Shaam
Tere Dil Ko Mere Dil Ki Aisi
Aadat Ho Jayegi
Milengi Meri Yaadien Tujhe Apne Khayaalon Mein
Meri Baatein Teri Neend Ki Har Karwat Ho Jayegi
Har Mulaqat Par Khud Ko Mere Paas Bhul Aaoge
Mera Saath Hi Teri Zindagi Ki Ibadat Ho Jayegi
Tujhe Pane Ki Tamanna Basi Hai Meri Ruh Mein..
Mere Ishq Ki Deewangi, Teri Hasrat Ho Jayegi..
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar
Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan..