Mere Hato Ko Apne Hato Me Tham K Usne Pucha
Pyar Karte Ho Mujhse?
Hum Chup The
Usne Fir Pucha Kya Mai Tume Pasand Nahi?
Hum Kuch Na Keh Sake
Usne Pucha Zindagi Bitaoge Mere Sath?
Humne Ankhe Jhukali
Usne Kaha Mere Sukh Dukh Me Hamesha Sath Rahoge?
Hamari Ankho Me Ansu The
Wo Hamara Chehra Utha K Dekha To Hairan Hogaya Aur Pucha Ankho Me Ansu Kyu?
Humne Kaha Pyar Karnewalo Ko Agar Ye Sab Puchna Pade To Pyar Kaisa
Pyar To Rooh Se Hota Hai
Ankho Me Pada Jata Hai
Aur Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai!!
Sad story
ek din ek ladke ki ma hospital mein admit thi
wo akhri sanse le rhi thi
us ladke ki ma ki death ho gyi
ladka ro ro kar behal ho gya tha usne
apni ma ka cupboard check us cupboard
mein use ek letter or medicine mila
us letter uski ma ne likha tha ki
"mujhe pata hai tumhe rone k bad
tumhari tabiyat kharab ho jati hai
isiliye ye medicines tumhare
liye good bye beta"
ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aksar kha karti thi ki main bina dil k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... kuch dino baad ladki ne apna irada change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kahahum hamesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan gya... Kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us ladke ne use "GIFT" bheja.
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
By - prabinbedeti108
Is BeNaam Se Rishte Ko Nibha JaoKisi Din
Jo Mil Jaye Fursat To Paas Aao KisiDin..
Milta Hai Sabhi Ko Sab Kuch Ye Suna Hai
Mujhe Toh Faqat Tum Hi Mil Jao Kisi Din..
Barsoun Se Yeh Mera Dil Khali Hi Pada Hai
Tum Apne Naam Ki Hi Takti Laga Jao Kisi Din..
Barso Ki Mohabbat Ko Kis Tarah Bhula Dete Ho
Mujh Ko Bhi Aisa Hunar Sikha Jao Kisi Din..
Muqaddar Mein Jo likha Hai Kabhi Naa Mitega
Fursat Mile To Dil Ko Yeh Baat Samjha Jao Kisi Din.
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ladke ke ghar pe jane ki sochti hai or himat karke ladke ki gali me aa jati hai tabhi ladke ka dost milta hai
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ladki ladke ke dost se puchhti hai ki aap ka dost kaha hai ladke ka dost bolta hai ki aap yaha tak to aa hi gae ho
chalo me apko mere dost ki maa ke pas le jata hu aap unhi se puchh lena
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ladki ladke ke ghar pe aa jati hai
ladke ki maa bolti hai kon ho ladki jese hi ladki apna naam leti hai
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bese hi ladke ki maa ne ladki ko ek kagj diya or bola
SAD STORY IN LOVE
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
PLEASE LIKE THIS
By - santu maity
One day, a young guy and a
young girl fell in love.
But the guy came from a poor
family. The girl’s parents weren’t
too happy.
So the young man decided not
only to court the girl but to court
her parents as well. In time, the
parents saw that he was a good
man and was worthy of their
daughter’s hand.
But there was another problem:
The man was a soldier. Soon, war
broke out and he was being sent
overseas for a year. The week
before he left, the man knelt on
his knee and asked his lady love,
“Will you marry me?” She wiped
a tear, said yes, and they were
engaged. They agreed that when
he got back in one year, they
would get married.
But tragedy struck. A few days
after he left, the girl had a major
vehicular accident. It was a head-
on collision.
When she woke up in the
hospital, she saw her father and
mother crying. Immediately, she
knew there was something
wrong.
She later found out that she
suffered brain injury. The part of
her brain that controlled her face
muscles was damaged. Her once
lovely face was now disfigured.
She cried as she saw herself in
the mirror. “Yesterday, I was
beautiful. Today, I’m a monster.”
Her body was also covered with
so many ugly wounds.
Right there and then, she
decided to release her fiancé
from their promise. She knew he
wouldn’t want her anymore. She
would forget about him and
never see him again.
For one year, the soldier wrote
many letters—but she wouldn’t
answer. He phoned her many
times but she wouldn’t return
her calls.
But after one year, the mother
walked into her room and
announced, “He’s back from the
war.”
The girl shouted, “No! Please
don’t tell him about me. Don’t tell
him I’m here!”
The mother said, “He’s getting
married,” and handed her a
wedding invitation.
The girl’s heart sank. She knew
she still loved him—but she had
to forget him now.
With great sadness, she opened
the wedding invitation.
And then she saw her name on
it!
Confused, she asked, “What is
this?”
That was when the young man
entered her room with a
bouquet of flowers. He knelt
beside her and asked, “Will you
marry me?”
The girl covered her face with
her hands and said, “I’m ugly!”
The man said, “Without your
permission, your mother sent me
your photos. When I saw your
photos, I realized that nothing
has changed. You’re still the
person I fell in love. You’re still as
beautiful as ever. Because I love ♥...
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart
Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
k
k
k
Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi,apne chere ko nakab se dhaka rakhti thi.Ek ladka uspe marta tha,sayad wo use dil se payar karta tha.Ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha,kaha gaya wo aashik?To usne bataya aapko aane me derho gai,us diwane ki kal raat mot ho gai?Padosi ne apna frz nibhaya,ladki ko kabr tak le gaya.Ladki kabr par rone lagiapne ansu se kabr ko dhone lagi.Kabr se aawaz aayi"A khuda ye kesa inklab aya he, aaj me parde me hu or mera mehbub benakab aya he.~navi
Basaya Tha Dil Me Unhe Ye Chahat Ki Bat Thi.
Wo Pardeshi Nikale Fitrat Ki Bat Thi.
Wado Pe Unke Aaj Bhi Ji Rahe H Hum.
Hume Tha Intajar Adat Ki Bat Thi.
Ruswa Wo Kar Gaye Hume Sabke Samne.
Hum Kuch Bhi Na Kar Sake Sarafat Ki Bat Thi.
Chaha Humne Paya Kisi Or Ne Unhe.
Wo Mile Na Hume Kismat Ki Bat Thi.
Humari Dasta Sun Ke Sara Jaha Roya.
Sirf Hum Na Roye Himat Ki Bat Thi.
....lonely boy
BOY:
Dekho Mene Naya Cell Lia!
GIRL:
Wah! Chalo “Taj” Me Party Dedo!
In Evning,
Dey Went To “Taj Palace Hotel”
(After Completing Diner)
GIRL:
Oye!
How Did U Manage Money For Dis Kind Of Hotel?
BOY:
Cell Bech Dya!
Tm Se Barh K Thori Na Tha…:)
True love ki 8 nishaniya
1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai
2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai
4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz
sunte hai
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai
7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho
ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai
so u r in love
Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.
Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.
Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?
Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai!
1 ldki jo pyr ko shayd smjhti b na thi
use 1 ldke se pyr hogya
wo 2no 1 dusre se bht pyr krne lge lekin 1din aisa hua dono ka milna or bate krna bnd ho gya vo ldki us ldke k yad me roti rhti or God se pray krti 1 bar muje usse mila do.
1 din god ne usse bola:- jis din ye msg sbi pyr krne walo ko mil jyega us din tera pyar tere sath hoga or jo isko rokega usko uska pyr kbi nhi milega. Snd dis to 10 ppl.
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai
kuch ghum k geet sunane hai
kuch raaz hai jo btlany hai
kuch dil ko yaar behlana hai
kuch zakhm hai jo dikhlaney hai
kuch dil se yaden dhoni hai
kuch naaty naye bnany hai
jo shair likhy hai teri furqat main
kuch shair tumhaen wo sunany hai
kuch dard sunany hai dil k
kuch pyar ki baten krni hai
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai
मेरे दिल कि आवाज है
कि बिछडा यार मिलेगा,
वो यार तेरी हर खुशी को गम मेँ मोड देगा,
जिस मोड पर तुझे तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
मै तो क्या मुझसे भी,
अच्छा एक नया दिलदार मिलेगा,
आज नही तो कल तुझे,
तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
दिल तो क्या दिलदार, भी तुझे तेरा साथ मिलेगा..!
A cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi? Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo
rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr
jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u........
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)
pArEnTs ArE mY gOd Touching Story ???
Once an old mom wassitting wid her son... !!!
1 chidiya paas me bethithi !!!
Maa ne pocha k beta yekya he
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne kuch der phir wohi pucha
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne phr pocha ye kya h Beta (Gusse mein) : Kitnibar btau k ye chidiya he !
Maa hansi aur boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha,yehi jaga thi aur aise he chidiya pas me bethi thi !aur tune 40 bar pocha tha aur maine 40 bar tera matha chum ke bataya tha !!!
Love u Mom