Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi,apne chere ko nakab se dhaka rakhti thi.Ek ladka uspe marta tha,sayad wo use dil se payar karta tha.Ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha,kaha gaya wo aashik?To usne bataya aapko aane me derho gai,us diwane ki kal raat mot ho gai?Padosi ne apna frz nibhaya,ladki ko kabr tak le gaya.Ladki kabr par rone lagiapne ansu se kabr ko dhone lagi.Kabr se aawaz aayi"A khuda ye kesa inklab aya he, aaj me parde me hu or mera mehbub benakab aya he.~navi
Ek aadami tha usaki do betia thi dono betia jawan ho gayi ek betiki shadi mali se kar di dusari beti ki shadi kumhar se kar di. 2 sal baad pahali beti ke pass gaya aur pochha kaisi ho beti ?aur tumhe kya chahiye ?
Beti-papa aap bagawan se manaiye ki barsat ho taki fool khil sake.
Aadami dusari beti ke pass gaya aur pochha.
Kaisi ho beti ?aur tumhe kya chahiye .
Dusari beti -papa aap bhagawan se manaiye ki suraj uge taki bartan sukh sake .
Aadmi -hey bhagawan mai kya manau dhup ya barish.
gali ka pyaar
jis gali me rehta hu bahi ek ladki bhi rehti hai me jab bhi gali se bahar nikalta hu to wo bahar hi khadi rehti hai wo mere dil me bhi hai par Gali ke liye kuchh nahi kehta mene ek din himat kar ke bol bhi diya or usne haa bhi kar di
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par kuchh dino bad gali walo ko pata chal gaya or wo mere karad badnam ho gae uska ghar se nikalna band. ho gaya
or me bahi tut gaya or
or chala gaya
2 dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle
mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
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RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..
Usne Sarang ko jaga k
kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
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Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
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Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
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Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar
Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan
A cute LOVE STORY...!
♥
There was a boy whø daily sent his
girlfriend a rose when ever he was out.
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...1 day he died,
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still his girlfriend received
A Rose evryday,
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She was shøcked she asked the floweriest,
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she told her that her boyfriend had paid advance
for her whole life.
♥
Sø…
Love someone such that it remains forever…♥
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge...
♣TUM HI HO SANAM♣
मेरे लिए मेरी दुनिया हो तुम,
छु के जो गुजर गये वो हवा हो तुम,
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मैने जो माँगी वो दुआ हो तुम,
जो मैने महसुस कि वो अहसास हो तुम,
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मेरी नजर की तलाश हो तुम,
मेरी जिन्दगी का करार हो तुम,
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मैने जो चाहा वो प्यार हो तुम,
मेरे इन्तजार की राहत हो तुम,
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दिल कि चाहत हो तुम,
तुम हो तो है दुनिया मैरी,
कैसे कहुँ के सिर्फ प्यार नही,
मेरी जान हो तुम.....!!
♥ I MISS U DEAR ♥
Teri yaad se rista kal bhi tha,
Teri yaad se rista aaj bhi hai,
Dil apna dukhta kal bhi tha,
Dil ye udaas aaj bhi hai,
Jo Pyaar Hum Tum Karte The,
Wo Pyaar To Zinda Aaj Bhi Hai,
Hum Bichad Gaye Is Doori mein,
Tum Door Ho Majburi Mein,
Kabhi Waqt Mile To Chali Aana,
Khula Dil ka Darwaza Aaj Bhi Hai,
Na Sataao.,....
Na Tadpaao....
NA Mehfil Mein Yu Tanha
Chhodo,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Kal Bhi They,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Aaj Bhi Hai !
♥By- OR Dhandhal karal
Basaya Tha Dil Me Unhe Ye Chahat Ki Bat Thi.
Wo Pardeshi Nikale Fitrat Ki Bat Thi.
Wado Pe Unke Aaj Bhi Ji Rahe H Hum.
Hume Tha Intajar Adat Ki Bat Thi.
Ruswa Wo Kar Gaye Hume Sabke Samne.
Hum Kuch Bhi Na Kar Sake Sarafat Ki Bat Thi.
Chaha Humne Paya Kisi Or Ne Unhe.
Wo Mile Na Hume Kismat Ki Bat Thi.
Humari Dasta Sun Ke Sara Jaha Roya.
Sirf Hum Na Roye Himat Ki Bat Thi.
....lonely boy
Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi se ja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larky ko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi Me Tume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car se Takrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar ‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu Us Mobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likha tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi Me Mar jaun ga” this is real story
Baho m apke rehne ko man krta h,
paas rahu apke khyalo m kho jaane ko man krta h,
baho ka haar mile hamko zindgi m ab jee jaane ko man krta h,
tarse apke pyar k liye ab to inzar krne ko man krta h,
ab to hame dosti nibhane ko man krta h,
mehkate rahe apko har pal ab dil behlane ko man krta h,,,,
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
♥1 PiyaR KI KahanI♥
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Ek Parinda Safed Phool Se Pyar Kar Betha!
Kafi Din Bad Parinde Ne Phool Ko Prpose Kia..!
Phool Ne Kaha Jab Me Safed Se Lal Ban Jaoga..!
Tab Tumse Pyaar Karonga....!
Parinde Ne Apni Chonch Se Apna Pet Kat Dia.
"OR"
Sara Khoon Phool K Upar Ja gira...!
Phool Safed Se Lal Ho Gaya....
"OR"
Phool Ko Parinde Se Pyar Ho Gaya...!
Par Aafsoos Parinda Zinda Nahi Raha...!
♥YeH H SachA PiyaR♥
By- OR Dhandhal♥♥
Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya.
Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha
Arz Hai..
Handsup.
Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega.
Fir Cashier Se Kaha.
Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do.
Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do.
Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki.
Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki.
Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera.
Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.
1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria
मंजिल मिले ना मिले
ये तो मुकदर की बात है!
हम कोशिश भी ना करे
ये तो गलत बात है...
जिन्दगी जख्मो से भरी है,
वक्त को मरहम बनाना सीख लो,
हारना तो है एक दिन मौत से,
फिलहाल जिन्दगी जीना
सीख लो..!!
Main Sach Kehta Hun Logo Apne Zameer Ko Mat Khona..”
Yeh Poem Un Facebook Ke Pages & Admins Ke Liye Hai
Jo LIKES Ke Liye Kisi Ladki Ki Photo Chura kar Upload Karke Yeh puchte Hai
” Item Kaisi Hai ?? ” ” Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??”
Aap Sab Logo Se Request Hai, Aise
Post Ko “Like” Na Kare Aur Ho Sake
To Report As A Spam Kare…!!
Ek ladka hai jo kehta hai ki use kabhi kisi se pyaar nhi ho sakt wo pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai wo har pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai
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Ek din wo ladka kisi ko nhi dikha sab kehte hai ki ek ladki se wo pyaar karta hai par wo ladki kisi or se pyaar karti hai
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Ek din wo ladki aati hai or us ladke kokehti hai tu kya pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai tu bhi kabhi roega
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Ladka kehta hai ki me kabhi nhi hasa bas logo ko dikhane ke liye yaha chehr banaya hai