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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

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He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.

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He makes a July's day short as December.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

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Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

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Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

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The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

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The 100% American is 99% idiot.

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EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.

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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

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