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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

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It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

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Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

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I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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God was bored by him.

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America is one long expectoration.

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Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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