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Sarcastic Quotes 153
- It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.
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- You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
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- I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.
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- Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
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- Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
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- Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.
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- Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
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- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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- Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
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- PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
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- The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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- What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.
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- Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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- Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
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- Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.
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- Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
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- I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
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- I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
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- The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.
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- Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.
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