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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.

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In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.

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I am easily satisfied with the very best.

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Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.

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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

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In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

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A modest little person, with much to be modest about.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

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Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

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Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.

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I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

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Better never than late.

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