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Sarcastic Quotes 153
- She is a peacock in everything but beauty!
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- Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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- Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
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- I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
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- Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.
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- Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.
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- Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.
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- You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
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- Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
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- It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.
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- I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
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- PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
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- I can resist everything except temptation.
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- The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.
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- History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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- What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
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- There but for the grace of God, goes God.
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- I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
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- Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
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- Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.
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