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Sarcastic Quotes 153
- Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.
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- You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
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- Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
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- Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
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- It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.
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- If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
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- He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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- A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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- By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
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- It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
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- The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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- Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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- Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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- He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
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- A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.
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- EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
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- I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.
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- What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
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- I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.
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- Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.
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