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Sarcastic Quotes 153
- Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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- Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
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- Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.
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- What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
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- Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
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- It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.
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- Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
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- The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.
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- Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
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- Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.
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- A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.
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- It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.
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- In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
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- PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
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- In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
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- diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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- You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
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- Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
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- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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- Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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