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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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It is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved? It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.

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Wit is educated insolence.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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There are no facts, only interpretations.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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Genius is born-not paid

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