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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

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Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also.

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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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I think it would be a good idea.

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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