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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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The English never draw a line without blurring it.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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Luck is the residue of design.

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One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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