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You have delighted us long enough.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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There are no facts, only interpretations.

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