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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

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If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times

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Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also.

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.

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I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

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Vote early and vote often.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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