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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

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Wit is educated insolence.

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A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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