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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

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Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

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