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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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Genius is born-not paid

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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There are no facts, only interpretations.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

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A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

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One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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