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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

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Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

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When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

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Wit is educated insolence.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

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Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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