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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc.

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Wit is educated insolence.

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