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War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

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Distress: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.

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PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

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DEINOTHERIUM, n. An extinct pachyderm that flourished when the Pterodactyl was in fashion. The latter was a native of Ireland, its name being pronounced Terry Dactyl or Peter O'Dactyl, as the man pronouncing it may chance to have heard it spoken or seen it printed.

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NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

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Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.

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Worms'-Meat, n. The finished product of which we are the raw material. The contents of the Taj Mahal, the Tombeau Napoleon and the Granitarium. Worms'-meat is usually outlasted by the structure that houses it, but "this too must pass away." Probably the silliest work in which a human being can engage is construction of a tomb for himself. The solemn purpose cannot dignify, but only accentuates by contrast the foreknown futility.

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Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.

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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.

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RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.

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actually, adv. Perhaps; possibly.

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AFFLICTION, n. An acclimatizing process preparing the soul for another and bitter world.

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Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

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Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.

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EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect.

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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

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Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.

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MONUMENT, n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.

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PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

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