Ambrose Bierce Quotes, Determination Quotes, Heart Quotes

EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

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Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

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CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.

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PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.

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Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

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Youth looks forward, for nothing is behind! Age backward, for nothing is before.

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Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.

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ORATORY, n. A conspiracy between speech and action to cheat the understanding. A tyranny tempered by stenography.

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ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

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ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgment of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth.

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Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

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The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

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CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, author of 'Cogito ergo sum' to demonstrate the reality of human existence. The dictum might be improved 'Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum' 'I think that I think, therefore I think that I am' as close an approach.

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Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

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Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

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The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.

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Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

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MONUMENT, n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.

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When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

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