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- Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager
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- NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.
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- LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.
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- DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.
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- Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'
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- The palmist looks at the wrinkles made by closing the hand and says they signify character. The philosopher reads character by what the hand most loves to close upon.
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- PLENIPOTENTIARY, adj. Having full power. A Minister Plenipotentiary is a diplomatist possessing absolute authority on condition that he never exert it.
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- PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
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- NOBLEMAN, n. Nature's provision for wealthy American minds ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high life.
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- Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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- Self-restraint is indulgence of the propensity to forgo.
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- CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.
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- For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.
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- An army's bravest men are its cowards. The death which they would not meet at the hands of the enemy they will meet at the hands of their officers, with never a flinching.
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- YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.
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- LEXICOGRAPHER, n. A pestilent fellow who, under the pretense of recording some particular stage in the development of a language, does what he can to arrest its growth, stiffen its flexibility and mechanize its methods.
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- All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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- Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.
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- Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
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- RETRIBUTION, n. A rain of fire-and-brimstone that falls alike upon the just and such of the unjust as have not procured shelter by evicting them.
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