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NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.

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EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.

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PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

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Contempt; the feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed.

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PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.

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A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.

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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.

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EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect.

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BIRTH, n. The first and direst of all disasters. As to the nature of it there appears to be no uniformity. Castor and Pollux were born from the egg. Pallas came out of a skull. Galatea was once a block of stone. Peresilis, who wrote in the tenth century, avers that he grew up out of the ground where a priest had spilled holy water. It is known that Arimaxus was derived from a hole in the earth, made by a stroke of lightning. Leucomedon was the son of a cavern in Mount Etna, and I have myself seen a man come out of a wine cellar.

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Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact.

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LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.

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Convictions are variable; to be always consistent is to be sometimes dishonest.

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Justice is a commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.

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War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

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PROOF, n. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood. The testimony of two credible witnesses as opposed to that of only one.

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God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.

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MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.

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INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman.

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LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

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To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

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