Ambrose Bierce Quotes, Understanding Quotes, Suffering Quotes

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Understanding Quotes , Suffering Quotes

Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Food Quotes , Essence Quotes

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Racist Quotes , Literature Quotes

Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Soul Quotes , Genius Quotes

CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance - against whom or what does not clearly appear; everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Dog Quotes , Doe Quotes

RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Religious Quotes , Oil Quotes

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Spring Quotes , Tree Quotes

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Beauty Quotes , Husband Quotes

Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Debtors Quotes , Owing A Debt Quotes

Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Country Quotes , People Quotes

Scriptures - The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Book Quotes , Writing Quotes

One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide the night.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , War Quotes , Night Quotes

OBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Science Quotes , Astronomers Quotes

ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Envy Quotes , Emulation Quotes

MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Leadership Quotes , New York Quotes

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes , Appreciate Quotes

Don't board with the devil if you wish to be fat.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Wish Quotes , Devil Quotes

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Faith Quotes

Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Daughter Quotes , Religious Quotes

Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Laughter Quotes , Noise Quotes