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The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

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PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

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EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

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The money-getter who pleads his love of work has a lame defense, for love of work at money-getting is a lower taste than love of money.

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Distress: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.

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MANICHEISM, n. The ancient Persian doctrine of an incessant warfare between Good and Evil. When Good gave up the fight the Persians joined the victorious Opposition.

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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

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MULTITUDE, n. A crowd; the source of political wisdom and virtue. In a republic, the object of the statesman's adoration.

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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

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RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.

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DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

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Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.

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picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.

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There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

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predicament, n. The wage of consistency.

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I was born to poor because of honest parents.

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Hope is an explorer who surveys the country ahead. That is why we know so much about the Hereafter and so little about the Heretofore.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, and the right to make that of another miserable by thrusting upon him an incalculable quantity of acquaintances; liberty, particularly the liberty to introduce persons to one another without first ascertaining if they are not already acquainted as enemies; and the pursuit of another's happiness with a running pack of strangers.

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Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

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