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  • Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do
  • 10 years ago



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  • Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya, fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya, chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko paro, chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar me dubna aasan hai Magar sacha pyaar milna utna hi mushkil h Pyaar aisa 1 thofa hai jo milgaya to apna h Nahi to sirf sapna h Haso..aur jor s
  • 10 years ago



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  • Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . ! kisi bhi band muthi mein magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai. Achanak be-khayali mein Bina sochay Bina samjhay Yunhi bus be-irada hi Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .
  • 10 years ago



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  • GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya, To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya. BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai, Wo kya tera baap sunega.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Small Boy lovf story:- . Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde, Hmne wo jgh chum li... Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:- "Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h." Hehehehehe
  • 10 years ago



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  • Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.
  • 10 years ago



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  • "Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Kaise Mumkin Tha kisi aur haqim se elaaj karana..? . . . Ae DOst, Ishq ka Rog Tha, Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya.. <(,) (( aaaiii << Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ager Koi Moti Ladki Apko Dhek Ke Mud Ke Wapes Aaye To Aap Us Ladki Ko Kya Kahoge .......? ..... ..... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... "GOL-MAAL RETURN"
  • 10 years ago



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  • na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he S....k....
  • 10 years ago



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  • Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai, 1. Patiala pag. 2. Patiala salwar. 2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine "I Love You" Ka Msg Bheja Hai Dad: Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De
  • 10 years ago



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  • Rishte Tod Deti He GF, Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF, Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko, QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF ! ! ! ! ! GF=GALAT FEHMI
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.
  • 10 years ago



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  • one day the moon sed 2 me, If your lover makes you cry, why dont you leave your lover.. I looked at the moon, And replied would you ever leave your sky?
  • 10 years ago



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