Funny Love SMS

Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar. Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar. Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar. Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar. Behen=Salahkar. Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar. Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.

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Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur, India gate ka nazara n hota. Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko, Is kdr bigada n hota, To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.

10 years ago

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

10 years ago

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Aajkal jisko dekho photo khichane ke chakkar me pareshan hai... Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi... Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya. Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni dost se puchti hai kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya? Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai? Aaj kiss huaa hai kal kya hoga is jawane ka??

10 years ago

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Umido ki duniya bah gayi, Khwabo ki duniya rah gayi, Kya tumhari izzat rah gayi, Jb ki wo tumhe bhiya kah ke chali gayi. Rahul

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

10 years ago

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Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hai . Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai . . . To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti...??

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Kabhi Lafz Bhul Jau, Kabhi Bat Bhool Jau, Tujhe Is Kadar Chahu K, Apni Zaat Bhul Jau, Uth K Tere Pass Se Main Jo Chal Du, Jate Hue Khud Ko Tere Pas Bhool Jau.

10 years ago

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

10 years ago

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प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

10 years ago

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Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum, Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya, Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi, Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi "TUJHE BHULAA DIYA...!!"

10 years ago

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