Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
.
Zu nikalne wali kangi.
Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
one day the moon sed 2 me,
If your lover makes you cry,
why dont you leave your lover..
I looked at the moon,
And replied would you ever leave your sky?
Kabhi Lafz Bhul Jau,
Kabhi Bat Bhool Jau,
Tujhe Is Kadar Chahu K,
Apni Zaat Bhul Jau,
Uth K Tere Pass Se Main Jo Chal Du,
Jate Hue Khud Ko Tere Pas Bhool Jau.
Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
zaruri nahi ki insan pyar ki murat ho, sundar aur behad khobsuratho,
achcha toh wahi insan hota hai jo tab aapke sath ho jab aapko uski zarurat ho..........
by........MD AFTAB
Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya,
fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya,
chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya,
mohabbat ne kitno ko paro,
chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.
देख पगली :woman: ACCiDEnt :children_crossing: तो होते रहते है लोग फिर भी गाड़ी :red_car: चलाना नहीं छोड़ते, वैसे ही BrEAkUp :broken_heart: होते रहते है प्यार :couplekiss: करना नहीं छोड़ते..