Small Boy lovf story:-
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Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde,
Hmne wo jgh chum li...
Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:-
"Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h."
Hehehehehe
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge,
Girl_Q?
Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache
Girl_Q kya hua?
Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h,
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.
supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do ....
1= hit me wid a pillow
2= drop a bucket full ov water
3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly
4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on
5= sit quietly and till em awake
6= ignore me and go back
7= wake me up wid alarm clock
8= give me misss callzz
9= ask my mom 2 wake me up
10= u start searching 4 my cell fone
reply
dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he
na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he
samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu
kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he
S....k....
Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
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Zu nikalne wali kangi.
Some Lines For Friends :
Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain,
Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi..
Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati,
Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi..
Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya,
Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi..
Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain,
Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi..
"Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."