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  • Small Boy lovf story:- . Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde, Hmne wo jgh chum li... Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:- "Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h." Hehehehehe
  • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Karne Ki, Apni Ek Reet Hai!! Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai!! Isiliye Try Maro Har LADKI Par.! Kyun ki 'DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai'.
  • 10 years ago



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  • ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, vo to tum 2sto ki jid h. ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati? . . . . Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma .. .. .. .. Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe
  • 10 years ago



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  • Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni Ek Nayi DuniyaBasaayenge Hum; Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya BujhGaya; Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..! khan
  • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi, To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho, Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola. Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
  • 10 years ago



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  • Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge, Girl_Q? Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache Girl_Q kya hua? Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h, JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.
  • 10 years ago



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  • supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he S....k....
  • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
  • 10 years ago



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  • Boy friend (bahut romantik andaj mai): Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon ke liye kya laya hu !!!! Girl friend:- so sweet kya ? Boy friend:- . Zu nikalne wali kangi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Wife 2 husband- tumhe pyar karna nahi aata, husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet se downlod kiye h? wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke pen drive se liye h.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Some Lines For Friends : Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain, Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi.. Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati, Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya, Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain, Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi.. "Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."
  • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi Ka Kharcah 5Lac Or Love Marrige Sirf 100 Ka Stamp 70 NotrY 50 Varmala Total-220 Ab Apka Fesla Jago Grahak Jago Or Lover K Sath Bhago.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sad love story from boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao
  • 10 years ago



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