na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he
na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he
samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu
kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he
S....k....
In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo,
Humari Dosti Ko Aazmaya Na Karo,
Tumhare 1 SmS Ke Badle 100 Call Kardu,
Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo.
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
Small Boy lovf story:-
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Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde,
Hmne wo jgh chum li...
Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:-
"Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h."
Hehehehehe
Kya kmi thi meri mohabbt me sawal meri wafa krti hai,tuzehi to mana tha apni dillagi me..?
shayad Tera pyar hi to nhi tha mereliye aur mai pagl ki tarha dhundta raha hatho lakiro me...ur.ßHØ£À
Pagli मेरी :gift_heart: Äαshiqi_तो :calling:Jioसे भी Բαšт है, Ęκ बार :cupid:Ďįℓ♡ मे उतर के तो देख :couple: बीना Network :couple_with_heart: के ही, तुझेे Unlimited याद आऊंगा . .
Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
Two lovers plan to SUCIDE.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying
LOVE IS BLIND
Boy in air open his parashute saying
LOVE NEVER DIES...