Funny Love SMS

Bottle Chupa Dena Kafan Me Mere, Shamshan Me Bhet Kar Piya Karuga, Khuda Maangega Jab Hisaab Mujhse, Ek Ek Peg Bana Kar Diya Karuga..

10 years ago

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Rishte Tod Deti He GF, Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF, Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko, QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF ! ! ! ! ! GF=GALAT FEHMI

10 years ago

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Kabutar bethu dal par, Aasu padyu rumal par, Hu fida tari chal par, Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.

10 years ago

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Ladki Se Nasha Hota H, Nashe Se Jannon. Jannon Se Mehnat, Mehnat Se Padhayi. Padhayi Se Carrier Banta H, Isliye Successful Hone K Liye, Ladki Patana Jarrori H, Padhayi Nhi Mere Bhai.

10 years ago

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Umido ki duniya bah gayi, Khwabo ki duniya rah gayi, Kya tumhari izzat rah gayi, Jb ki wo tumhe bhiya kah ke chali gayi. Rahul

10 years ago

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Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge, Girl_Q? Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache Girl_Q kya hua? Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h, JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.

10 years ago

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Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi

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Ager Koi Moti Ladki Apko Dhek Ke Mud Ke Wapes Aaye To Aap Us Ladki Ko Kya Kahoge .......? ..... ..... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... "GOL-MAAL RETURN"

10 years ago

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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

10 years ago

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Agar Chand ko Mil Jaye Chandani tO Taroon ka kya HoGa? M0habat aik se Kr Li to Baaki Hazar0on Ka kya HoGa?

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Ek Pehchan Hazaro Rishte Bana Deti Hai. Ek Muskaan Hazaro Ghum Bhula Deti Hai Zindgi Ke Safar Me Sambhal Kar Chalna Mere Dosto Ek Galatfahmi Hazaro Sapne Jala Deti Hai..!!

10 years ago

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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya, dil jala kr rakh bana diya Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi, rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

10 years ago

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Bahaduri kya hai? Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao, or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile. Or tum pucho-Hi mom! Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..

10 years ago

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Kaise Mumkin Tha kisi aur haqim se elaaj karana..? . . . Ae DOst, Ishq ka Rog Tha, Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya.. <(,) (( aaaiii << Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(

10 years ago

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supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..

10 years ago

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Kya kmi thi meri mohabbt me sawal meri wafa krti hai,tuzehi to mana tha apni dillagi me..? shayad Tera pyar hi to nhi tha mereliye aur mai pagl ki tarha dhundta raha hatho lakiro me...ur.ßHØ£À

10 years ago

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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.

10 years ago

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Sad love story from boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao

10 years ago

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Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni Ek Nayi DuniyaBasaayenge Hum; Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya BujhGaya; Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..! khan

10 years ago

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Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h

10 years ago

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