Funny Love SMS

Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai.. apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai. JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.

10 years ago

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Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin, Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahi. Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nahi

10 years ago

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zaruri nahi ki insan pyar ki murat ho, sundar aur behad khobsuratho, achcha toh wahi insan hota hai jo tab aapke sath ho jab aapko uski zarurat ho.......... by........MD AFTAB

10 years ago

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Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..

10 years ago

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Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

10 years ago

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Two lovers plan to SUCIDE. Boy jumped first, Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying LOVE IS BLIND Boy in air open his parashute saying LOVE NEVER DIES...

10 years ago

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

10 years ago

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

10 years ago

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Me Gumm Rehta Hu Har Lamha, Teri Yaado Ke Mele Me ae-JAAN. Tuje Dil Se Bhulana He, Magar Fursat Nahi Milti.

10 years ago

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Ae SANAM.. . Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake . Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To . GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.!

10 years ago

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Ap Hame MSG Bhi Nahi Karte Yad Bhi Nahi Karte Ap Bahut Kanjus Ho Bura Mante Ho To Mano K- Khwab Me A- Akar N- Neend J- Jo Churaye U- Umar Bhar Jo S- Sath Nibhaye Vahi Kanjus Hota Hai Na...

10 years ago

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Muskil nhi duniya me kuch bhi, Phir bhi log apna vada tod dete hain, Aagr dil se ho rista or sachi ho dua, To sitare bhi kisi ke liye khud ko tod dete hai…

10 years ago

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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.

10 years ago

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Pagli मेरी :gift_heart: Äαshiqi_तो
:calling:Jioसे भी Բαšт है, Ęκ
बार :cupid:Ďįℓ♡ मे उतर के तो देख :couple:
बीना Network :couple_with_heart: के ही,
तुझेे Unlimited याद आऊंगा . .

9 years ago

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Sad love story from boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao

10 years ago

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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He 1.Population 2.Mehengai 3.Bomb Blast & Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR

10 years ago

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Arz Karta Hu.. Seene me dil He Dil me dard He Dard me Fariyaad He Fariyaad me Gujarish Or Gujarish Me Rithik or Aishwarya He

10 years ago

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Ek Cinema Me Titanic" Lagi Hui Thi, Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya, Mom,Dad Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

10 years ago

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boys rule__ dhokha milta h jab pyaar me, zindgi me udasi chha jati h, sochte h chod denge is duniya ko kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati h.

10 years ago

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प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

9 years ago

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