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  • Pappu :Jyotishi key paas kundli
    dikhane gaya:
    Jyotish - Tera naam Pappu hai ?
    Pappu - Ji
    Jyotish - Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai?
    Pappu - ji
    Jyotish - teri 2 beti hain ?
    Pappu - ji
    Jyotish - tune abi 10 kg chawal
    kharide hain ?
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    Pappu - aap to antaryami hain
    maharaj.
    Jyotish - dafa ho jao yaha se.
    Aur Agli bar kundli lana, ration card
    nahin.::D
    • 9 years ago



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  • જીવનમાં પ્રગતિ કરવા માટે હંમેશા મહાન (GREAT) વ્યક્તિના પગલે-પગલે ચાલવું જોઈએ.
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    તમારે પ્રગતિ કરવી હોય તો..
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    હું રોજ સવારે ચાલવા નીકળુંછું, આવતા રહેજો.
    good Morning........
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati Jokes
  • Properly speaking, of course, there is no such thing as a return to nature, because there is no such thing as a departure from it. The phrase reminds one of the slightly intoxicated gentleman who gets up in his own dining room and declares firmly that he must be getting home.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Home Quotes , Gentleman Quotes
  • I miss my frnds coz They open deir answr sheet durng paper & say
    "le chaap le jldi varna latak jayega"
    Apna hmwrk kr k copy dete or kehte "
    kal hmwrk krlena vrna sir thok denge"
    Cafe me brk k tym apni plate mjhe dete or kehte
    "le kha le, apne paise kabr me le jana"
    Jb l
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Paheli raat me ladka wife ko sirf kiss kr k so gaya. Subah maa boli Bahu mandir jane se pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse me maaji sirf brush kr leti hu baki sb fresh h.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Me:- तुम्हारा कोई बॉयफ्रेंड नहीं है...?

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    She:- नहीं है

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    Me:- झूठ !!!

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    She:- झूठ बोल के क्या मिलेगा...?

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    Me:- एक नया बॉयफ्रेंड और क्या.. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Har Baat Kehkar Samjayi Nahi Jati,
    Har Chej Zindagi Me Payi Nahi Jati,
    Yu To Har Waqt Yad Karte Hai Apko,
    Par Afsos Yadein Kisi Ko Dikhayi Nahi Jati.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Ye Dil tere liye beqarar aaj bhi hai,
    Meri aankh ko tera intizar aaj bhi hai,
    Tu aayegi ye umeed hai mujhe…..
    Tujh ko pane k liye ye tera deewana aaj bhi hai. ..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Khulle Paare Hain Meri Zindagi Kay Saare Warq
    Najane Kab Koi Aandhi Ura Kar Lai Jaii
    Kisi Ka Dard Kahan Tak Apnay Pass Rakhon
    Ye Jis Ka Ho Wo Nishani Bata Kar Lai Jaiiii
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Yaad Aati Hai To Zara Kho Lete
    Hain, Ansoo Ankhon Me Utar Aaye
    To Roo Lete Hain, Neend To Nahi
    Aati Raaton Me, Lekin Aap Sapno
    Me Ayenge Isliye Soo Lete Hain.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Kal Ho
    "Aaj" Jaisa,
    Mehal Ho
    "Taaj" Jaisa,
    Phool Ho
    "Gulaab" Jaisa,
    Aur
    Zindagi K Har Qadam Pe Friend Ho...
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    Oye Hello,
    Friend Ho"mujh" Jaisa..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Waqt jaisa B ho “Acha ya Bura” badalta zaroor hai,
    Es leya achy waqt mai kuch aisa bura mat karo k
    buray waqt mai achy log aap ka sath chor dain”
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Gam-e-duniya se gar pai bhi fursat sar uthane ke
    falak ka dekhana taqarib tere yaad aane ke
    khulega kis tarah mazamun mere maktub ka yarab
    qasam khai hai us kafir ne kagaz ke jalne ke
    lipatana paraniyan mein shola-e-atish ka aasan
    hai
    wale mushkil hai hikamat dil mein soz-e-gam
    chupane ke
    unhen manzur apne zakhmiyon ka dekh aana tha
    uthe the sair-e-gul ko dekhana shokhi bahane ke
    hamari sadagi thi iltafat-e-naz par marana
    tera aana na tha zalim magar tamahid jane keee
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • हर सफल आदमी के पीछे एक औरत होती है
    और एक से ज्यादा औरते हुईं तो
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    उस सफल आदमी की कहानी सावधान इंडिया में दिखाते है
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Crime Patrol - Savdhaan India Jokes