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  • Mobile bana hai har ladki
    ki shaan,
    Miss call karke ladko ko
    karti hai
    paresaan,
    Sms me likhti hai miss
    you meri
    jaan,
    Teri aawaj sunne ko
    betab hai
    mere kaan,
    4-5 boyfriend bana kar
    kehti hai
    ek tu hi meri jaan,
    Apne raaz saheliyo ko
    bata kar
    karti hai hairaan,
    Kehti hai ladko ko ullu
    banana hai
    aasaan,
    Hosh me aawo mere
    bhai inko
    pehchaan,♥
    Mat pado inke chakkar
    me ladkiya hai
    shaitaan
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Uth dekho subha ka nzara, Hawa bhi thandi mosam bhi pyara, So gaya chand chup gya hai sitara, Kabool karo aap mera subha ka pyara good morning hmara.
    "
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Morning SMS
  • We've used up a lot of bullets. And we talk about stimulus. But the truth is, we're running a federal deficit that's 9 percent of GDP. That is stimulative as all get out. It's more stimulative than any policy we've followed since World War II.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Running Quotes , War Quotes
  • The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you college students reading this right now have some empties on a shelf in your room. Everyone knows how much college kids like to drink, do we really need to display it? It's a good thing, though, that this trend stops after college. Wouldn't it be weird if your parents had empty wine bottles up on their bedroom wall?
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aaron Karo Quotes , Wall Quotes , Reading Quotes
  • सनता इंटरव्यू देने गया...

    बॉस ने पूछा तुम कितने भाई बहन हो...

    सरदार: 5

    बॉस: उन में तुम्हारा नंबर कौनसा है... ?

    सनता : एयरटेल का....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • सच्चा दोस्त तो वही है जो आपके दिए
    हर काम को करने के लिए तुरंत तैयार
    हो जाए
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    और जब काम करने का वक्त आए तो
    उसका मोबाईल ऑफ हो जाए।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Teacher- 'Gaali' ki paribhaasa bataao

    Student- atyadhik krodh me maulik shabdo se ki gayi hinsaatmak karyavaahi jìs se dil ko bahot santusti milti hai, Ko Gaali kahte hai;-);-)

    Teacher- Prabhu, aapke charan kahan hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Teri umeed tera intazar jab se hai
    na shab ko din se shikayat na din ko shab se hai
    kisi ka dard ho karte hain tere naam raqam
    gila hai jo bhi kisi se teri sabab se hai
    hua hai jab se dil-e-nasabur beqabu
    kalam tujhase nazar ko badi adab se hai
    agar sharar hai to bhadake, jo phul hai to khile
    tarah tarah ke talab tere rang-e-lab se hai
    kahan gaye shab-e-furqat ke jaganevale
    sitara-e-sahar ham-kalam kab se hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yad karne ki, Lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain. Waqt hona chahiye kisi k saath gujarane k liye, Bahane to apne aap mil jate hain !
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep
    Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.
    May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so,
    as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Christmas SMS