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So my biggest fun has been watching my daughters grow up. Now, unfortunately they're hitting the age where they still love me, but they think I'm completely boring. And so they'll come in, pat me on the head, talk to me for 10 minutes, and then they're gone all weekend. Right? They break my heart! So now I've got to start thinking, Well what's going to replace that fun?

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Daughter Quotes , Growing Up Quotes

UFOs: The reliable cases are uninteresting and in the interesting cases are unreliable.

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Tags : Carl Sagan Quotes , Interesting Quotes , Cases Quotes

I travel third-class because there is no fouth-class.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Class Quotes

The wealthiest man among us is the best

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Tags : William Wordsworth Quotes , Men Quotes

Suraj Ki Har Kiran
Roshani De Aap Ko, Phoolon
Ki Har Kali Khushboo De
Aapko, Hamto Kuch Dene Ke
Kabil Nahi Dene Wala
Har Khushi De Aapko.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

meri zindagi pe na muskara mujhe zindagi ka alam nahi
jise tere gham se ho vasta wo khizan bahar se kam nahi
mera kufr hasil-e-zud hai mera zud hasil-e-kufr hai
meri bandagi wo hai bandagi jo rahin-e-dair-o-haram nahi
mujhe ras aaye khuda kare yahi ishtibah ke saten
unhen aitabar-e-vafa to hai mujhe aitabar-e-sitam nahi
wohi karavan wohi raste wohi zindagi wohi marahale
magar apane-apane muqam par kabhi tum nahi kabhi hum nahi
na wo shan-e-jabr-e-shabab hai na wo rang-e-qahar-e-itab hai
dil-e-beqarar pe in dinon hai sitam yahi ki sitam nahi
na fana meri na baqa meri mujhe ae ‘shakeel’ na dhundiye
main kisi ka husn-e-khayal hun mera kuch vujud-o-adam nahi

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
K.k

10 years ago

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માત્ર સંતોષ શોઘો, જરૂરતો કયારેય પુરી નથી થતી.

4 years ago

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Tags : Gujarati Messages , Gujarati SMS , Gujarati Whataspp Status , Gujarati Good Thought , Gujarati Good Morning SMS , Gujarati Suvichar Sms

If the workers of this world, men and women, decide not to manufacture and transport ammunition, it would end war for all time. We must do that. Dedicate our lives to drying up the source of war; ammunition factories.

5 years ago

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , War Quotes , Men Quotes

Do not spill thy soul in running hither and yon, grieving over the mistakes and the vices of others. The one person whom it is most necessary to reform is yourself.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Running Quotes , Mistake Quotes

दुनिया को इतना सीरियस लेने की जरुरत नहीं, यहाँ से कोई जिन्दा बच के नहीं जाएगा..!!

10 years ago

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Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS

I wanted it to be as readable as possible. I had the ambition of reaching a broader audience.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adrian Tomine Quotes , Ambition Quotes , Reaching Quotes

Maybe innocence makes its way easiest through the elemental chaos of this world.

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Tags : Franz Kafka Quotes , World Quotes , Way Quotes

My political ideal is democracy. Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Self Esteem Quotes , Men Quotes

All limits exist only in thought, and that is where they are overcome.

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Tags : Alan Cohen Quotes , Overcoming Quotes

A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat .

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Tags : John Donne Quotes , Cat Quotes , Men Quotes

Tanhai na paye koi kisi ke sath ke bad,
Judai na paye koi kisi ke sath ke bad,
Na pade kisi ko kisi ki aadat itni ki,
Ek ek sans bhi aaye kisi ke yad ke baad.

10 years ago

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I always want to set myself a challenge by doing something no-one would expect me to do! But, having said that, I don't feel as a musician you can steer too far away from what you normally do.

6 years ago

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Tags : Akon Quotes , Challenges Quotes , Musician Quotes

The Bhagavad-Gita is an empire of thought and in its philosophical teachings Krishna has all the attributes of the full-fledged montheistic deity and at the same time the attributes of the Upanisadic absolute.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Teaching Quotes , Philosophical Quotes

Raat ko hostle me Light jane k baad candle leke washroom ja raha tha bechara...
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koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar keh
gaya..
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi mazak...
Dost kamine hi nahin harami bhi hotehain... :P :D L

10 years ago

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