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Nothing is so important in war as an undivided command.

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , War Quotes , Important Quotes

The necessity of saying something, the embarrassment produced by the consciousness of having nothing to say, and the desire to exhibit ability, are three things sufficient to render even a great man ridiculous.

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Tags : Voltaire Quotes , Philosophy Quotes , Men Quotes

आईना देखोगे तो मेरी याद
आएगी
साथ गुज़री वो मुलाकात याद
आएगी
पल भर क लिए वक़्त ठहर जाएगा,
जब आपको मेरी कोई बात याद
आएगी.

9 years ago

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Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy
90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar Baita:
nahi abba main to is bar 100%
laonga.
Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia…

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Ah me! what wonder-working, occult science Can from the ashes in our hearts once more The rose of youth restore? What craft of alchemy can bid defiance To time and change, and for a single hour Renew this phantom-flower?

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Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Flower Quotes , Heart Quotes

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayiÂ

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Tags : Punjabi SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Healthy scepticism is the basis of all accurate observation.

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Tags : Arthur Conan Doyle Quotes , Healthy Quotes , Skepticism Quotes

Whatever is, is right.

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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Wedding Quotes , Two Quotes

Dil Ki Dhadkan Bacha Ke Rakhna

Apne "INBOX" Ko Zara Saja Ke Rakna

Kabhi Bhi AA Sakta Hai Hamara "VIP" sms

Isliye Zara Chirkuto Ka sms Hata Ke Rakhna

Waris ali*

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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Love Quotes , Inspirational Quotes

Brothers & Sisters
Fight like cats & dogs
They also teach & learn
And grow together
Looking out for one another
In the best of times
And through the worst
In the end
Sometimes our best friend
Can be a Brother
Or a Sister
Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Ek Baar Ek Pakistani Delhi Mein Gumne Aaya,
Usne Ek Auto Kiya Aur Ghumne Lag Gaya, Lal Kile Ke Aage Se Auto Ja Raha Thha To Pakistani Ne Majak Majak Mein Auto Wale Se Kaha.
Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi Mein Bhul Gaye The, Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Wo Kaha Rakha Hai?”
Auto Wala: “Samne Laal Kila Dekh Rahe Ho Na Us Mein Ek Lundon Se Bhara Tokra Rakha Hai, Use Apne Sath Pakistan Le Jao”
Pakistani Hairani Se Bola: “Lekin Main Us Tokre Ka Kya Karunga?”

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There is no such thing as chance or accident; the words merely signify our ignorance of some real and immediate cause.

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Tags : Adam Clarke Quotes , Real Quotes , Ignorance Quotes

Nothing so fretful, so despicable as a Scribbler, see what I am, and what a parcel of Scoundrels I have brought about my ears, and what language I have been obliged to treat them with to deal with them in their own way; - all this comes of Authorship.

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Writing Quotes , Ears Quotes

There are times when words seem empty and only actions seem great. Such a time has come, and in the Providence of God America will once more have an opportunity to show the world that she was born to save mankind.

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Tags : Woodrow Wilson Quotes , Opportunity Quotes , America Quotes

Main Mar Jaun To Mujhe Jala Den
Usse Pahle Mera Dil Ko Nikal Lena,
Mujhe Parwah Nahi Is Dil Ki Jal
Jane Ki, Mujhe Parwah Hai Is Dil
Mein Rahne Wali Ki.!

9 years ago

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A self-denial, no less austere than the saint's, is demanded of the scholar. He must worship truth, and forgo all things for that,and choose defeat and pain, so that his treasure in thought is thereby augmented.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Pain Quotes , Self Quotes

We do not know how much our climate could or will change in the future. We do not know how fast change will occur or even how some of our actions could impact it.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Impact Quotes , Climate Quotes

God asked a dying sharabi:

"Kya tmhari koi antim ichcha

hai..Balak?"

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Sharabi:"Haan!...Agle janam me mujhe

daant bhale hee 1 dena

par liver 30-40

to de hee dena!"

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