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  • हम नहीं जीत सके उनसे.. वो ऐसी शरत लगाने लगे.. प्यारी सी आँखो को... .... मेरी आँखो से लडाने लगे.. हम शायद जीत भी जाते.. पर पलके हमने तब झपकाईं.. जब उनकी पलकों से आँसु आने लगे
    • 10 years ago



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  • Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete . 7. Lag gyi bhai aaj 8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..?? 9. Paper kaisa tha.. ?? . 10. Sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi dee raha hai.. . And The Famous one 11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next time acche se padhayi karunga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Line Jo Ladkiyo or Ladko Ka Dil Raat Ko 2 Bajay Bhi Tod Sakti Hai "The Number U Have Dialed is Busy on Another Call, Please Try Again Later Agree ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 ghr (house) the ..3no me aag lag gayi .. 1 ghr - jhopdi tha 2nd - cement ka . 3rd - glass ka . To ambulance aayega sabse pehle konse ghr ka aag bujhayega ... . . . . . Ans ...ambulace aag nahi bujati...
    • 10 years ago



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  • English na aane ka Nuksaan: Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight? . . . Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
    • 10 years ago



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  • *Sends a flying kiss* *Runs to the other side* *catches the flying kiss* ----------/-------------- 2 min silence for the boys who gifted costly teddy bears of like 900-1000rs to their crush and are still single. xD aur banlo romeo bc.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कितनी आसानी से लोग कह देते हैं.... कि दुनिया में मोहब्बत अब बची ही नहीं है. अफ़सोस होता है कि .. ये कहते हुए उन्हें ... माँ का जरा भी ख्याल नही आता ..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ���� 1st time in HISTORY Sardar ne 1 Intelligent sawal puchha & teacher behosh. SARDAR ka Sawal = ⚫BLACK is a color , ⚪WHITE is a color but BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOR TV why..❓ ����
    • 10 years ago



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  • 55,000+ will be Watching from Ground.. 25,000+ Travelled to Australia to See.. 1.3 Billion+ will Watch on TV. Hona na yar peeche... Kitna bhi koi kheeche. :-P Chak de India Ind wins Toss: Perfect. now the match is ours too. Pak wins Toss : chalo let them win a toss atleast. #IndvsPak First India vs Pakistan Clash with out a God of Cricket!! " Sachinnnnn Sachinnnn " The Chant for the God will be missed!! Dear Dhoni As a Single you won vs Pak in 2007 As a Husband you won vs Pak in 2011 As a Dad please win vs Pakistan now
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj ka su vichar Kaam aise karo Ki log aapko . . . . . . . Kisi doosre kaam k liye kahe hi nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife : Elections kaise rahe ? Exit Polls kya keh rahe hain ? Maken : Woh sab chhod pagli, yeh le ��. Happy Rose Day.. Wife : Samajh gayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक छोरा सिगरेट पी रहा था. तभी सामने से उसका बाप आ गया. लड़के ने बाप को अपनी तरफ आते देखा तो डर के मारे सिगरेट को पैन्ट की जेब मे छुपा लिया.... . बाप : तूँ सिगरेट पी रहा था। . छोरा : नही तो, . बाप : तो फिर तुम्हारी पैन्ट से ये धुँआ क्यू निकल रहा है? . . . छोरा : आपने बात ही झाट सुलगाने वाली की है पापाजी!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ad given by a famous restaurant at Mumbai - This Valentine day bring your wife, get 25 % discount on food... Bring your girl friend, get 35 % discount, Bring your lover and get 40 % discount ..... If you can bring all 3 at same time, entire bill & one month complimentary stay at LILAVATI HOSPITAL will be paid by management. ��������
    • 10 years ago



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  • Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do tongue emoticon tongue emoticon
    • 10 years ago



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  • Old is gold THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN.. 1. THE EUROPEANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most. . . . . . 2 THE AMERICANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most. . . . . . 3. THE INDIANS They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most.. Jai mata di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baat Bolu Seriously . . Kabhi Bhi Girls Ke Sath Aisa kuch bhi mat karo . . Zo ki aap! Aapni sister ke sath nhi hona dena chahte :)) . . Respect Girls . . Sirf Wahi Log Like Kare Jo Agree Ho OtherWise Aap Ignore Kar Sakte Hai ... . . Is Post Ko Itna Share Kare Ki Har Girl / Boy Iss Post Ko Dekh Le...
    • 10 years ago



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