India cruahes Pakistan by 76 runs in #WC2015.
This is the BIGGEST win for India against Pak at #WorldCup cricket.
6-0 unbeatable record :)
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Virat Kohli Becomes The First and Last Cricketer To Win "Man of the Player" Award. LOL at Rameez Raja. #IndvsPak #PakvsInd #IndWins #CWC15
फेसबुक: – मैं सबको जानता हूं गूगल: – मेरे पास सब कुछ है व्हाट्सएप्प:- मै सब की जान हूँ:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: इंटरनेट: – मेरे बिना तुम सब कुछ नहीं! चार्जर : – आवाज नीचे!
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
.
.
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Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
Very beautiful
Zindgi mey 3 factories jarur lagao...
Brain mein Ice Factory
Zubaan mein Sugar Factory
Heart mein Love Factory
Life apney aap SATIS-FACTORY ho jayegi...��
Always Pray to GOD
BMW
BMW
BMW
Bless My Work.
Bring Me Wisdom.
Burn My Worries.
Let each of us Drive a BMW in life...��
�� GooD MorNinG ��
Madam (boy se)- kaha h copy..?
kahan h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha..
kya copy kya pen?
.
Tere mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chain,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen!
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte
hai,
Ek bottal Tum khatam kare ek hum
khatam karte hai…
Azhar - 62
Sehwag - 60
Virat - 52
Jayasuriya - 48 in
Lara - 45
Boucher - 44
Afridi - 37
Anderson - 36
Ab devillers- 31
And
Dhritharashtra - 2
Samaz me aye to share karo baba !!
Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
K,
Achanak Jija ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"
Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Sali sharmate hue boli:
"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"
Jija:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
पति- आज बाहर खाना खाएंगे ?
पत्नी- (ख़ुशी से) ठीक
है मैं 2
मिनिट में ready होती हुँ.....
पति-ठीक है... मैं बाहर चटाई
बिछाता हूँ
....तुम खाना बना कर ले आना ।
भाईसाब ???? दिल :broken_heart: तो तब टूटता है :confounded:, जब आप :sunglasses: किसी शादी :sparkles::couple_with_heart::sparkles: में जाओ और ढंग की लड़की :woman: ना दिखे.