Good one
To all my married friends and dear once....
This valentine 14 feb 2015 (Saturday) make sure u treat ur wife well, take her to a movie, then to a 5 star �� dinner and generally keep her happy
So that on 15 Feb 2015 (Sunday)
she gives u the control of the TV remote, so u can watch India Pakistan match peacefully ������
Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai.
Boy Called Customer care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: ........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
Boy:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Boy :kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Boy :nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Boy :love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Boy :court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Boy :ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai.
Customer care Girl shocked, Boy rocked
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?
Give It Another Try….
OK… Here You Go… Hope You Didn’t Cheat.
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Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at
the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be
the same word.
Did you figure it out?
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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Sawmartinant: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
Ek Aadmi ne Bhopali Chacha se puchha:
Ammaa yeh Valentines Day aa riya hai..
Chacha bole: Haan miya, suna to hai
Bhatije ne puchha: Jaante hain inke baare mein?
Chacha bole: Haan miya, Kahin koi baba the, ladkiyo ko fool bantate rete the..
Ek din unki begum ne dekh liya, phir to miya unne belan se wo sutaayi lagaayi, ki baba Taiii bol gaye!
Marte marte biwi se gujarish ki.. “Belan Taang De”! Logo ne samjha.. ‘valentine day’!
Bas tabhi se log iss din ko Valentines Day kete hain, aur baba ki yaad mein fool bantate rehte hain!!
मेरी हार का मज़ाक उड़ाने वालों को पहले ये सोच
लेना चाहिए
कि ......
मैं भले ही हारा हुआ हूँ .....
पर मैं उन लोगों से कई गुना बेहतर हूँ .... जिन्होने कोशिश
ही नहीं की ......
मैं फिर कोशिश करूंगा ..... शायद जीत
भी जाऊँ ......
तो मज़ाक उड़ाना है तो उड़ाओ ..... बस ये ध्यान
रखना कि मेरी याददाश्त बहुत तेज़ है .....
और तुम सोच सकते हो .... जीत मिलने के बाद
तुम्हारा हश्र
क्या होगा ....
श्याम का सर फट गया…!!! डॉक्टर: – ये कैसे हुआ…??? ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; श्याम: – मैं ईंट से पत्थर तोड़ रहा था, एक आदमी ने मुझसे कहा, “कभी खोपड़ी का इस्तेमाल भी कर लिया कर” :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
तुम से मिलने से पहले
सपने इतने बड़े नहीं
हुआ करते थे
हम भी सोते थे
कहाँ ऐसे
जगा करते थे
तब बस जेब में
थोड़े से अरमान
रहा करते थे
नहीं होता कुछ
प्यार व्यार
सबसे ही कहा करते थे
तुमने आकर क्यूँ
बदल दिया
हर बात का मतलब
जीने मरने का सवाल
सफर के बीच
खड़ा कर दिया
नींद छीन ली मेरी
सपनों को मुझसे
बड़ा कर दिया
55,000+ will be Watching from Ground..
25,000+ Travelled to Australia to See..
1.3 Billion+ will Watch on TV.
Hona na yar peeche... Kitna bhi koi kheeche. :-P
Chak de India
Ind wins Toss: Perfect. now the match is ours too.
Pak wins Toss : chalo let them win a toss atleast. #IndvsPak
First India vs Pakistan Clash with out a God of Cricket!!
" Sachinnnnn Sachinnnn "
The Chant for the God will be missed!!
Dear Dhoni
As a Single you won vs Pak in 2007
As a Husband you won vs Pak in 2011
As a Dad please win vs Pakistan now
Madam (boy se)- kaha h copy..?
kahan h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha..
kya copy kya pen?
.
Tere mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chain,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen!