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  • Girls Marks in Computer:" 99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: "44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yeh Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi, Aur Mummy Ne Samajhai Nahi. . Mai Kaise Mithi Baat Karu? Jab Mithi Chiz Koi Khai Nhi. . Ye Chand Kaise Maamu Hai? Jab Mumy Ka Wo Bhai Nahi. . Kyu Lambe Baal Hai Bhaalu Ke? Kyu Usne Treamming Karai Nahi. Kya Wo Bi Ganda Bachha Hai? Ya Jungle Me Koi Naai Nahi. . . Nana Ki Biwi Jab Nani Hai, Dada Ki Biwi Jab Dadi Hai. Papa Ki Biwi Kyon Papi Nahi? .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apni gαℓтιүσ sε ," " Taкdiг кo вα∂ℓααм ηα кaг, Taкdiг to кђud ", " ђimmat кi moђtaz гђa кгti н....!! ‪Mɽ_AmaN_BeLe
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nitish: Manjhi, chal tu CM bann ja! Manjhi: Ok! Yaay! Nitish: Bahot ho gaya! Ab mujhe CM banne de! Manjhi: NEW PHONE WHO DIS? -------------------------------------------- what a joke a PM aspirant now struggling for cm post in own party
    • 10 years ago



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  • मुझे ना ही हुकम का ईक्का ना रानी का बादशाह बनना है..... हम तो जोकर ही अच्छे है... जिस के हिस्से मेँ आऐँगेँ बाजी पलट देँगेँ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri. Berukhi. Se. Muje. Koi. Gila. Nhi. Teri. Narajgi. Se. Me. Tanha hi sahi. Tu. N. Shi. To. Khuch nhi. Mere. Pas teri. Yade. To. Mehfus. Rahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी
    15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है।
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    जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी
    300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है...
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    मोरल-
    एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping:
    बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress. Any guesses why? . . . . . . . . Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 ghr (house) the ..3no me aag lag gayi .. 1 ghr - jhopdi tha 2nd - cement ka . 3rd - glass ka . To ambulance aayega sabse pehle konse ghr ka aag bujhayega ... . . . . . Ans ...ambulace aag nahi bujati...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Blessed couples are those who... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . dont care abt these valentine week to do special things for their loved one! Agree?
    • 10 years ago



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  • लङकी :- कौन हो तुम..?? लङका ~» हसरत तुम्हारी,,लङकी :- क्या देखते हो.?? लङका ~» सूरत तुम्हारी,,लङकी :- करते हो क्या..?? लङका ~» पूजा तुम्हारी,,लङकी :- फकीर हो क्या..?? लङका ~» जो सोचो मर्जी तुम्हारी,, लङकी :- क्या चाहते हो..?? लङका ~» मोहब्बत तुम्हारी,, लङकी :- पछताओगे... लङका ~» किस्मत हमारी, लङकी :- शादीशुदा हूँ मैलङका ~» पहले ही बक देती "मनहूस नारी" एनर्जी वेस्टकरदी हमारी॥
    • 10 years ago



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  • Main khud apni shayari ko kiya accha kahon? Mujh ko teri tarif teri daad chahiye, Ehsas-E-mohabbat tumhare waste hai, Lekin junoon-E-ishq ko teri her sougaat chahiye! Logon ko saanson ki chahe ho zarurat Mujhe jeene k liye sirf Tera "SAATH" chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Holi hai rango ka tyohar, holi ke is khas mauke ko yun hi na gavaiye. Kisi se apni mohobbat ka izhaar karne ka isse achha mauka bhala aur kya ho sakta hai…To apnaiye ye 5 rangeele upaay, aur rangon ke is tyohar ko hamesha ke liye yaadgar bana lijiye… 1. Use sirf hara rang hi lagao, hara rang sachhe pyar ki nishani hai. 2. Use jab rang lagao to uske saare chehre ko aise ghiso jaise usne kai saalon se nahi nahaya ho, use mehsoos hona chahiye ki tum kya batana chaah rahe ho. 3. Pehle use Chips, Gujhia, Bhang ke Pakore Dahi Bhalle ityaadi khilao, baad mein aisa rango jaisa aaj tak kisi ne na ranga ho. Khali pet rangoge to ishq ka asar kam hoga. 4. Use apni god mein uthakar paani ke toube mein phenk do. Aur jab phenko to use bhi lagna chahiye ki tumhare baajuon mein kitna dum hai. 5. Gaay ke gobar se holi khelo, hum vachan dete hain, uske baad wo tumhare saath jo karegi, tum use zindagi bhar nahi bhool sakoge. :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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