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  • कुछ मेम्बर तो ऐसे है की जैसे सत्यनारायण की कथा सुनने आये हो... सिर्फ प्रशाद से मतलब है उनको... अरे भाई ग्रुप में हो तो अपनी मौजूदगी का कुछ तो प्रमाण दो...।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Apni gαℓтιүσ sε ," " Taкdiг кo вα∂ℓααм ηα кaг, Taкdiг to кђud ", " ђimmat кi moђtaz гђa кгti н....!! ‪Mɽ_AmaN_BeLe
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • डॉक्टर की गलती और वकील की गलती में क्या फर्क होता है?
    डॉक्टर की गलती ज़मीन के चार फूट नीचे गाड़ देती हैं
    और
    वकील की गलती चार फूट ऊपर टांग देती हैं.
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • Sawmartinant: If u have black eyes then ur name is "Babe" Sawmartinan : If u have black eyes then ur name is "Babe" Sanyogita : Wo kaise? Sawmartinant : Yeh kaali kaali aankhein, "Tu Babe"
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Husband And Wife Were Golfing When Suddenly The Wife Asked, "Honey, If I Died Would You Get Married Again?"
    The Husband Said, "No Sweetie."
    The Woman Said, "I'm Sure You Would."
    So The Man Said, "Okay, I Would"
    Then The Woman Asked, "Would You Let Her Sleep In Our Bed?"
    And The Man Replied, "Ya, I Guess So."
    Then The Wife Asked, "Would You Let Her Use My Golf Clubs?"
    And The Husband Replied, "No, She's Left Handed."
    :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • ���� 1st time in HISTORY Sardar ne 1 Intelligent sawal puchha & teacher behosh. SARDAR ka Sawal = ⚫BLACK is a color , ⚪WHITE is a color but BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOR TV why..❓ ����
    • 10 years ago



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  • फेसबुक: – मैं सबको जानता हूं
    गूगल: – मेरे पास सब कुछ है
    व्हाट्सएप्प:- मै सब की जान हूँ:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    इंटरनेट: – मेरे बिना तुम सब कुछ नहीं!
    चार्जर : – आवाज नीचे!

    :laughing::laughing::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Social Network Special SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • આપડે તો :comet:ચાર ચાર :comet:#બંગડી વાળી:oncoming_automobile: ગાડી ના જોઇયે #વાલા આપડે સાત સાત જન્મો સુધી :two_men_holding_hands::walking:#ભાઈબંધો નો #સાથ જોઇયે..
    #દોસ્ત:two_men_holding_hands:... અજબ જાદુ:part_alternation_mark: છે તારા માં,,,
    તું પૂછે મને... " મજામાં:interrobang: ? "
    ને બધું #દુ:ખ ગાયબ થઇ જાય હવા માં...!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Funny WhatsApp Status , New Whatsapp Status
  • Afridi: Virat ko 100 nahi banane denge Me: Magar kaise? Afridi: Hum 90 pe All Out ho jaayenge. I must say Afridi is smart. #IndvsPak
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hai Mahashivratri Ka Ye Tyohar Laye Har Chehre Par Muskaan Sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar Samet Lo Saari Khushiyan, Apno Ka Saath Aur Pyar Is Pawan Avsar Par, Aap Sab Ko Mahashivratri Ka Pyar. happy mahashivratri Sara Jahan Hai Jiski Sharan Me, Naman Hai Us Shiv Ke Charan Me, Bane Us Shiv Ke Charano Ki Dhool, Aao Mil Kar Chadhaye Hum Shraddha Ke Phool. "HAPPY SHIVRATRI". Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti, Khushi Ki Bahar Mile, Shivratri ke Pavan Avsar Par, Apko Zindagi Ki Ek Acchhi Nai Shuravat Mile, Happy Manashivratri om me hi astha om me hi vishwas om me hi shakti om me hi sara sansar om se hoti hai achchhe din ki suruwaat bolo om namha shivay HAPPY SIVRATRI JAY BHOLENATH. Shivratri blessings to you and your family. May the almighty Lord Shiva bless you all with good things and perfect health. May Lord Shiva grant you a handsome and decent match this year and may you live happily Shivratri ke is pawan parv par safalta ka damru sadev aapke oopar bajta rehe. Wishing you all a very happy Mahahivrati. God bless you all with lots and lots of happiness, your wishes will be accomplished. Om Namah Shivay
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhula ke mujhko agar tum bhi ho salamat, To bhula k tujko smbhalna muje b aata hai Nahi hain meri fitrat mein ye aadat warna, Teri tarah badalna mujhe bhi aata hain…!!! Yad rakhna zindagi bhar meri ye bat.. Warna bahut pachtayegi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING” SIR- mai ja raha hu. BOY- sir bataiye na SIR- Mai ja raha hu BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega Answr bata k ja
    • 10 years ago



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  • BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye. GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye. BF: Kya pucha??? GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai.. --- The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend Is: . . . . . . . . . . . "Khao Meri Kasam !! ---- MOdern DefinitiOn Of a " BOy Friend " . . . . . . . . . . . A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GirlFrnd NO Matter HOw Bad They Are..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS