Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho? Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas :joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush:
Ek Line Jo Ladkiyo or Ladko Ka Dil Raat Ko 2 Bajay Bhi Tod Sakti Hai
"The Number U Have Dialed is Busy on Another Call, Please Try Again Later Agree ??
આપડે તો :comet:ચાર ચાર :comet:#બંગડી વાળી:oncoming_automobile: ગાડી ના જોઇયે #વાલા આપડે સાત સાત જન્મો સુધી :two_men_holding_hands::walking:#ભાઈબંધો નો #સાથ જોઇયે.. #દોસ્ત:two_men_holding_hands:... અજબ જાદુ:part_alternation_mark: છે તારા માં,,, તું પૂછે મને... " મજામાં:interrobang: ? " ને બધું #દુ:ખ ગાયબ થઇ જાય હવા માં...!!!
Ek Baat Bolu Seriously
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Kabhi Bhi Girls Ke Sath Aisa kuch
bhi mat karo
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Zo ki aap! Aapni sister ke sath nhi
hona dena chahte :))
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Respect Girls
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Sirf Wahi Log Like Kare Jo Agree Ho
OtherWise Aap Ignore Kar Sakte
Hai ...
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Is Post Ko Itna Share Kare Ki Har
Girl / Boy Iss Post Ko Dekh Le...
Sawmartinant: If u have black eyes then ur name is "Babe"
Sawmartinan : If u have black eyes then ur name is "Babe" Sanyogita : Wo kaise? Sawmartinant : Yeh kaali kaali aankhein, "Tu Babe"
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?
Give It Another Try….
OK… Here You Go… Hope You Didn’t Cheat.
This Is Cool.
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Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at
the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be
the same word.
Did you figure it out?
whatsapp puzzle quiz
Latest ek dum Gareeb joke
Teacher To Boy: nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath
Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
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Boy: Sir Mai Garib Hu.! Mere Mobile
me Whatsappp Nahi Hai.......
This is the remarkable and sensational victory for Congress since May 16,2014. BJP is just 3 seats ahead of us ~ Digvijay Singh . #AAPSweep
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BREAKING NEWS: In austerity drive #BJP Delhi to hire one auto for all its MLAs to ride to work.
#AAPSweep #AAPKiDilli #AAP
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The opposition party in Delhi election.
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
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Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी 15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है। . जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी 300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है... . मोरल- एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping: बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
एक आदमी अपनी गर्भवती बीवी को हॉस्पीटल ले गया और नर्स से बोला;
अगर
लडका हो तो कहना कि टमाटर
हुआ है
और अगर
लडकी हो तो कहना प्याज
हुयी है..!
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इत्तेफाक से
लडका लडकी दोनों हो जाते
हैं
और नर्स कन्फ्यूजन में
बाहर आयी और बोली
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सर बधाई हो.. "सलाद"
हुआ है..!! :D :P
Very beautiful
Zindgi mey 3 factories jarur lagao...
Brain mein Ice Factory
Zubaan mein Sugar Factory
Heart mein Love Factory
Life apney aap SATIS-FACTORY ho jayegi...��
Always Pray to GOD
BMW
BMW
BMW
Bless My Work.
Bring Me Wisdom.
Burn My Worries.
Let each of us Drive a BMW in life...��
�� GooD MorNinG ��