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  • आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladka aaj b garmi me mar raha hai, Jisko ek ladki ne kabhi kaha tha... . . . Tum iss sweater me Ranbir kapoor lagte ho...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��������
    • 10 years ago



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  • Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody u care.... Atleast once daily ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: You Wanna Know Something? Girl: What ?? Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !! Girl: Okay. Boy: You Wanna Know The First?… Gal: Sure….!! Boy: Finding You
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai . . . . . . . Humne bhi apni duniya basa li . . . . . . Usne dokha diya.. . . . . . to kya hua uski choti behan phasa li...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . . When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . . But.... When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . . And..... . . . . . . . . When the right one finds u with the wrong one, u r COMPLETELY FINISHED .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Top class flirting line ....... Girl: I dont lyk, the way u keep staring at me! . . . . . Boy: And I love the way u notice me doing that!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!.. LOL
    • 10 years ago



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  • One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • कटा इस कदर एक बेजुबान ऑर खून सारा नाली में बह गया........ पत्थर दिल था कोई जो बहते खून को देखकर भी ईद मुबारक कह गया...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta: papa hamare kitne rishtedar hai mein toh sabko janta b nahi papa. koi baat nahi bas tera result Aane de Jupiter wala chacha aur mercury wali mausi tak tujhe call karegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू. एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.����
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do.. . . . Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo. . . . Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge. . . . Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future.
    • 10 years ago



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  • भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो। पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो? भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
    कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
    है क्या…???

    एक बाबा खुश होकर
    बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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    पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
    कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    LOL :joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



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