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  • સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

    એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

    પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist,
    looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide."
    The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?"
    The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband."
    The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed,
    "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License!
    They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!"
    The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife.
    The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • टीचर : “कौनसा पंछी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है? स्टूडेट : “सर, हाथी। टीचर : “नालायक, तेरा बाप क्या करता है? स्टूडेट : “दाउद के गैंग में ‘शूटर है। टीचर : “शाबाश। लिखो बच्चो ‘हाथी’।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy : pen hai? Girl : nahi hai. Boy : pen hai Pen ? Girl : kaha na nahi he.. (thori Dare Bad) Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ? Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar Faad Dungi... Boy : Hathora hai ? Girl : nahi... Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • 1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Agar aapki magnetic personality ke baad bhi ladki aapki taraf attract nahi ho rahi hai, to iska matlab ladki me Iron ki kami hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy: Actually hum makeup nahi kartey
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Girl to recharge vala Girl - 10 Rs ka recharge kr do . . . . Recharge wala-Mam 10Rs mesirf 7 rs milenge . . . . . . . . . . Girl - Ok koi bat nhi 3 Rs.ki Eclairs de do !!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: You Wanna Know Something? Girl: What ?? Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !! Girl: Okay. Boy: You Wanna Know The First?… Gal: Sure….!! Boy: Finding You
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist : Rs 850 Sir. Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper? Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir. Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic? Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 . Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic? Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150. Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn? Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it. Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Top class flirting line ....... Girl: I dont lyk, the way u keep staring at me! . . . . . Boy: And I love the way u notice me doing that!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक शराबी:beers: छत पे से नीचे गिर गया.

    सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के क्या हुआ??:question:

    शराबी –
    “पता नही भाई…..:bangbang:
    मे भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं “
    :wink::stuck_out_tongue::grin::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sharabi Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h Books h Notes h Time h Mauka h or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu bs 1 hi bat ki kami h Mood
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes