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  • Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya, . . Ladki : wow...!! New car.! Aur wo bhi PUMA ki...!! . . . . . . . . Abhi tak ladka ICU me admit hai aur becchara sadme se bahar nahi aa paa raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • तुम अपने आप को कितना भी बडा आशिक समझ लो लेकिन सबसे दर्द भरे गानों का कलेक्शन ट्रेक्टर और ट्रक चलाने वालों के पास ही मिलता है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity hai.?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: "Both are Cool, Sweet Sab pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is,, . . Dimag wali jagah dhakkan hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki I am single . . . . aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi. I have a bf . . . mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki . . . . jab sare ladke single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Boy Smoking @ Outside Of Airport...Suddenly A Girl Arrived There From The Airplane... Girl : Hey... Boy : Hii.. Girl : Aa Su Karas..?? Boy : Aane Ciggarett Kevvay..�� Girl : ��....Ketla Time Thi Smoke Krs...??? Boy : Naanpn Theej.... Girl : Jo Aavda Vrs Smoke Na Kryu Hotto..O SAAME MERCEDES UBHI..A Taari Hot...�� Boy : Tu Smoke Karas..?? Girl : Nope... Boy : E Mercedes Tari Che..?? Girl : Nope...!! BOY : ���������� To VAAYDI THAAMA...E Mercedes Maarij Che.... ����������
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : What is 143. . . Girl : i love you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i miss you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i need you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i kill you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : phir kya hai ?.... . . . . . . Boy : one hundred&forty three . pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Acchi ladkiya and Dinosaur mein kya Similarity hai..??? . . . . Jyada mat socho . . . . . Dono hi ab is duniya se arbo saal pehle gayab ho chuke hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • This is real story from Delhi. Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the… Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya. Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi… Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi.. Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D whatsapp funny jokes love
    • 10 years ago



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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja.. Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha.. boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. . . . . . . . . Phir agar pat jaye toh.. kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist : Rs 850 Sir. Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper? Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir. Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic? Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 . Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic? Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150. Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn? Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it. Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी। दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा। लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए। Happy monsoon
    • 10 years ago



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  • लेडी 1:relieved:: तुम्हारी बहु कैसी है ?
    लेडी 2:unamused:: बहु तो बहुत बुरी है,
    रोज लेट उठती है,
    मेरा बेटा उसके लिए चाय
    बनाता है, घर का कोई भी
    काम नहीं करती..
    और जब देखो मेरे बेटे से
    बाहर खाना खाने के लिए
    कहेती रहेती है !!
    लेडी 1:relieved:: और दामाद ?
    लेडी 2:wink:: दामाद तो फरिश्ता है.
    रोज सुबह मेरी बेटी को चाय
    बना के पिलाता है,
    उसे घर का कोई भी काम
    करने नहीं देता और अक्सर
    बाहर खाना खाने ले जाता है..
    ऐसा दामाद सबको मिले !!..
    :smiley: रिश्ता वही सोच नई !!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… :-P —– Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa: Bilkul marte the Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..?? —– A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: “Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My Own Problems!” :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • ये होती है इमेज !!!

    पति - आज क्लब मे दारू पीने का कंपिटिशन हुआ।

    पत्नी - अच्छा दूसरे नंबर पर कौन आया।

    :beers:Confidence Wife Ka:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Daru Special Jokes
  • Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu . . Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ?? . . . . Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER .. yOu Shut up
    • 10 years ago



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