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  • Meri Girl friend bhi iPhone 6 jaisi hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Abhi tak launch hi nahi hui.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पेशंन्ट : डॉक्टर साब सुस्ती रहती हैं,
    हमेशा नींद ही आती
    रहती हैं।

    डॉक्टर : ये लो स्मार्टफ़ोन 4G कनेक्शन के साथ
    whatsapp इंस्टॉल कर लेना,
    ठीक हो जाओगे.

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: kal mera birthday he Boy:Advance happy birthday G:kya gift doge B:kya chaiye G:Ring B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He K!llerr
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki, . ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai . Aur . Ek Tasveer Dekhkar, . Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai: . Ladki : Iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !? . . . Maalik : Meri Maa . Tu Dimag Mat Laga, . Ghar Jaa, . Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • बेटा---" माँ, आजकल प्यार का वायरस हर तरफ फैला है।
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    लगता है मुझे भी उस वायरस ने अटैक किया है। ".
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    माँ---" चिंता मत कर बेटा, मेरे पास चप्पल है
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    जो,एन्टीवायरस का काम करती है। :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::heart_eyes::smiley::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Whatsapp से Text स्टेटस का ऑप्शन हटने पर सबसे दुःखी वो Love Birds है

    जो लड़ाई होने पर दुःख भरे स्टेटस चेपकर आपस मे इमोशनल अत्याचार करते थे Grin.png
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill. ,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pledge of Indian boys in prayer : India is my nation, Girls are my destination, Dating is my passion, Flirting is my occupation & What the hell is this EDUCATION
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? ; . . Salesman : 30000 Rs. ; . . . Santa: Why Anything Special? ; . . . . . . Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. ; . . . . Santa : Oh, Pack It.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Caller: Hello, may I speak with Raju bhai? Arnab: First of all, in the beginning of this call itself, I want to make it clear that I am neither Raju nor your bhai. You are not going to get any brotherly love here. I am here to ask some straight questions. Caller: (Puzzled) I meant Rajesh Kapadia. Arnab: Who Rajesh? The nation wants to know. Caller: Err, I wanted to speak to Rajesh, my college friend. Can you tell me where he is? (Voice starts echoing due to problems in network) Arnab: Mister Caller, first switch off the volume of your television set and then repeat what you said. Arnab Goswami angry If you disconnect this call, I ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Sir, Please give the phone to Rajesh. It’s urgent. Arnab: (covering the phone with hand and talking to himself) Looks like we have some interesting conversation coming in ON THE PHONEHOUR TONIGHT. (resuming the conversation with the caller) Who are you? Why did you call me at such an odd time? Answer my questions first! Caller: Sorry? Arnab: You have no answer to my question! Caller: I guess I have dialed a wrong number. Arnab: Are you trying to dodge my question? You just said you want to speak to Raju bhai and now you say Mister Caller that you were wrong. You are completely exposed on this phone call tonight. Caller: (Shocked, checks if he is wearing clothes) Arre bhai Jaane do plz. (Pleading) Arnab: What do you mean by “jaane do”? This is my phone number and not some other number where you can get away by saying anything. Caller: I made a mistake. Now let me go. I am…. Arnab: (Interrupting) No No No No… You must first apologize unconditionally for what you have done. The nation wants an apology. (Rare Pause) Well Since you have no answers tonight, let me get some more people on the line. (Dials a conference call) Vinod Mehta can you hear me? Suhel Seth can you hear me? Maroof Raza can you hear? Let’s start the conference. Caller: I said I have dialed a wrong number, and thus the call should end here. Enough! Arnab: No the call doesn’t end here Mister Caller. I remember your voice. This is not the first time you have called. You are a habitual wrong number caller. You called me last time on 28th Nov 2010 and you said and I quote “Rajubhai Kemcho. Majja ma” Now tell me wasn’t that you? Caller: Guess Rajesh bhai gave me a wrong… Arnab: (Interrupting) Wait a second I was not finished. THE NATION IS FED UP WITH SUCH CALLS. Caller: I don’t go calling everyone in the nation. I don’t know why are you bringing nation in this conversation. Arnab: Mister Caller, don’t try to deviate from the topic. Let me get Maroof in. Caller: You get whosoever in you want, but I am disconnecting. Arnab: I dare you to disconnect my call without answering my questions. You can’t get away so easily. Your number has flashed on my screen. If you disconnect I’ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Enough of this bullshit! I think you have got money from the Virgin mobile that pays for incoming calls. Arnab: (Changes posture menacingly) What did you say? No what did you just say? Repeat yourself. Caller: I said what I had to. Why should I repeat myself? Arnab: Wait a second now. Nobody will interrupt. Its one on one between me and caller now. Caller: *Getting jittery* Arnab: Never ever ever ever again say something as ridiculous as I take money. The callers of my number know me that I am an honest person and for you to say this is disgusting. Caller: (Nervously) You can say what you want. Arnab: Listen to me now Mister Caller. Answer me. How dare you? How dare you? I ll ask you again. How dare you? (Caller hangs up) Arnab: (to himself and everyone around waiting for him to hang up on the wrong number) Well clearly the caller had no answer to my questions tonight and therefore chose to leave the phone call. But this should teach a lesson to people who dial wrong numbers and are trying to corrupt the system of telephonic conversations. Good night. Arnab Goswami latest jokes...
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी। दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा। लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए। Happy monsoon
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mene 1 ladki ki help ki usne muje thnx bola . . . . Mene kaha thnx mat bolo ye lo mera nomber 3 ladkiyo ko de dena or unse kahna ki or 3 ladkiyo ko de
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..?? Supzz..?? Uah dp is so kew..!! Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:) Boy:- sabse pehle to tu Guthka thuk ke type kar...  ��������
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession... Any Questions..? Student : How to make her unconscious?
    • 10 years ago



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  • *walks out of exam* Me: What did you get for question 8? Friend: 4.1546cms, so easy. Me: Same,so easy. *walks off* *cries in the corner*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water, Mom: You come and drink. Boy: please Mom. Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u. Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक चाचा देसी लगाकर रेल्वे-स्टेशन क्रॉस करते
    करते
    अचानक रेल्वे पटरी के बीच दोडने
    लागे…!!!
    किसी ने पुछा:- चाचा क्या कर रहे
    हो…???

    हट जाओ आज तुम्हारा चाचा Subway Surfer खेलेगा…. ????
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni Aati Hain . . Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ? How Should Central Bank Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl : Hmmmm? . Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!! . . . .
    • 10 years ago



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