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  • When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a RANI, . Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, . Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai. . Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺
    • 10 years ago



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  • BF Trolled . . Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." . . Boyfriend (got excited): - "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" . . Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." . . Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na? . . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting- "Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,
    • 10 years ago



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  • is din se us bewafa ne mujhe chhoda he . DOST . . . . . Yaqeen karo . . . . . . Mobile ki bettry 3 - 4 din Aaram se chal jati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, . Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, . Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, . Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya, Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake, . . Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya, 1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya, Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, . . Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..?? . 1:" Front Right . 2:" Front Left . 3:" Back Right . 4:" Back Left . . Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? ; . . Salesman : 30000 Rs. ; . . . Santa: Why Anything Special? ; . . . . . . Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. ; . . . . Santa : Oh, Pack It.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ? पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है । पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है? पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे। पापा बेहोश..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din pehle ka last seen hai... whatsapp jokes funny jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE 2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE 3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE 4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE 5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: "Tuj me Rab dikta Hai, Yara mai kya karu" Girl: "Darsan kar, Dakshina de, Prasad la or Chala ja, Q ki tere piche or vi Bhakt khade hai".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession... Any Questions..? Student : How to make her unconscious?
    • 10 years ago



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