Whatsapp Funny Jokes

पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ

10 years ago

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सोचो अगर डाक्टर फिल्म बनाते तो फिल्मों के नाम क्या होते
कभी खांसी कभी जुकाम :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

कहो ना बुखार हैं :yum:

टीबी नं 1:joy:

हम ब्लड दे चुके सनम :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

रहना है अब होस्पिटल में :wink:

बचना ऐ मरीजों :joy:

दिल तो कमज़ोर है जी :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

एक हसीना दो किडनी :yum:

अजब मरीज की गजब बीमारी :grin:
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::grin::grin::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

अकेले मत हंसों
दोस्त बुर मान जायेंगे

9 years ago

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Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!!

10 years ago

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Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:

9 years ago

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पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए, पापा- वेटर एक बियर

10 years ago

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संता

10 years ago

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जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
:grinning::grimacing::grin::joy::smiley::smile::grinning::grinning::grinning:

9 years ago

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બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Modern definition of "Boyfriend" . . . . . . . . . . . . . A person who has to- like all the status and photos of his girlfriend, no matter how bad they are....

10 years ago

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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.

10 years ago

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Joke Of the Year... ;)) Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi.. . 13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar karogi.. . Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss karogi.. . . Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhor diya.. . . Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur chance ki dua karne lagi.. . . 3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar liya.. . . Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi karungi" . . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola Pappu:" Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat kaam hargiz nahi karunga.. Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Se.

10 years ago

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Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki I am single . . . . aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi. I have a bf . . . mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki . . . . jab sare ladke single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai

10 years ago

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2 guys were following two girls..... Both girls took rakhi and tied to their hands........ 1st guy;- what we do now.... 2 nd guy;- u marry my sister and i will marry ur sister..... Guys rocks girls shoks!!

10 years ago

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Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” :-D :-P

10 years ago

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Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai. Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha. Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte.. “I HATE YOU” Moral:- “Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikli.. (Girlz Thoko LIKE ) Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston Boy: Jaisi tumhari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga… ?? Girl: Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa.. ?? Ladki ne ring box main dekha. Girl: Ye to khaali hai.. Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring hai ki nahi.. I HATE YOU Moral:- Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai. Ab THOKO LIKE, MAARO SHARE :-D

10 years ago

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एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
है क्या…???

एक बाबा खुश होकर
बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
LOL :joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Agar aapki magnetic personality ke baad bhi ladki aapki taraf attract nahi ho rahi hai, to iska matlab ladki me Iron ki kami hai.

10 years ago

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Baap (Bahot Gusse me):” Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.. . . . . . . . . . . Beta (Proudly):” Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye.. Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..";):p

10 years ago

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Yesterday at 8:17pm Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi..... . . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

10 years ago

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Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,

10 years ago

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