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Dear Men, A woman who loves you truly will never ask you to buy her expensive gifts or take her to expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring her a world of luxuries... She just wants your love, care and attention.. She wants you to spend a lot of quality time with her.. and appreciate her for all that she does for you out of love and affection.. Every woman is unique in her own way..

10 years ago

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Modern Love..!! . . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . . . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!

10 years ago

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Ladies driving:D Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na? Patient: Kaun sa road ? Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))

10 years ago

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A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.... . . . Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja, is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey, Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad...

10 years ago

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Ladki apne BF ko naraaz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! 1st Hour : Sorry 2nd Hour : Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour : Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.. 4th Hour : Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour : Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour : I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour : Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise.. Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa.. Boy : Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha. Girl : Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan.

10 years ago

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एक गधा घबराकर जंगल में भागे जा रहा था, भागे जा रहा था..

उसे देखकर एक चूहे ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ, कहाँ भागे जा रहा है भाई ??”

गधा – ‘अरे ! वहाँ शेर ने किसी आदमी की वारदात कर दी है, उसे पकड़ने जंगल में पुलिस आई है ।”

चूहा – “पर तू क्यों भाग रहा है, तू तो गधा है न”

गधा – “लगता है, तू नया है, ये भारत है बेटा…

पकड़े गये तो 10-20 साल तो अदालत में यहीं साबित करने में लग जायेंगे कि,

“मैं शेर नहीं, गधा हुँ…”
:grinning::smile::smiley::smiley::smile::grinning:

9 years ago

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Three types of students have 100% attendance in schools- . . . 1. Intelligent bookish . . . 2. Girlfriend wale . . . . . 3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

10 years ago

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A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To… . . . . . Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!

10 years ago

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PEE
is A Brilliant Word,
Input In Hindi
Output In English

8 years ago

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Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!

10 years ago

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आखिर कैसे भुला दे हम उन्हें....! मौत इंसानो को आती है यादो को नहीं.....

10 years ago

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जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????

9 years ago

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