Hindi Jokes SMS, Whatsapp Funny Jokes

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जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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तो मुझे "जीसस
काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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"हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
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10 years ago

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સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
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10 years ago

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GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . . . . . . . . . Classic Answer: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi??

10 years ago

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2 Type ki gals ke piche mat bhago.. . . . 1) jiske piche mai hu.. . . kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi... . . . . . 2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse nahi pati to tumse kya Ghanta pategi

10 years ago

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Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!

10 years ago

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Boy : What is 143. . . Girl : i love you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i miss you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i need you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i kill you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : phir kya hai ?.... . . . . . . Boy : one hundred&forty three . pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar

10 years ago

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A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!

10 years ago

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Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"

10 years ago

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"#Chintu बस में खड़ा था ब्रेक लगी तो एक लड़की पर जा गिरा; लड़की: बत्तमीज़, क्या कर रहे हो? #Chintu: Engineering और आप?"

10 years ago

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Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . . Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho. par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki? . . Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya- . . Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai... Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki? .. How many Likes for this girl ?

10 years ago

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एक गधा घबराकर जंगल में भागे जा रहा था, भागे जा रहा था..

उसे देखकर एक चूहे ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ, कहाँ भागे जा रहा है भाई ??”

गधा – ‘अरे ! वहाँ शेर ने किसी आदमी की वारदात कर दी है, उसे पकड़ने जंगल में पुलिस आई है ।”

चूहा – “पर तू क्यों भाग रहा है, तू तो गधा है न”

गधा – “लगता है, तू नया है, ये भारत है बेटा…

पकड़े गये तो 10-20 साल तो अदालत में यहीं साबित करने में लग जायेंगे कि,

“मैं शेर नहीं, गधा हुँ…”
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9 years ago

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Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi? Daughter - Maa Banugi, Naukri Karungi, Padhai Karugi, Shaadi Karugi Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar beti .. par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna 

10 years ago

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Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"

10 years ago

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Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” :-D :-P

10 years ago

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Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram

10 years ago

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Boy : pen hai? Girl : nahi hai. Boy : pen hai Pen ? Girl : kaha na nahi he.. (thori Dare Bad) Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ? Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar Faad Dungi... Boy : Hathora hai ? Girl : nahi... Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??

10 years ago

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Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu . . Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ?? . . . . Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER .. yOu Shut up

10 years ago

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Acchi ladkiya and Dinosaur mein kya Similarity hai..??? . . . . Jyada mat socho . . . . . Dono hi ab is duniya se arbo saal pehle gayab ho chuke hai

10 years ago

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Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P

10 years ago

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लड़का – आज बहुत अच्छी खुशबू आ रही है

लड़की – हाँ मैं नए साबुन से
नहा के जो आयी हूँ

लड़का – अच्छा ऐसा क्या है उस साबुन में

लड़की – मलाई,,दूध,,केसर से भरपूर

लड़का – साला आज कल के साबुन
नहाने के लिए बनाते हैं
या खाने के लिए :) :wink::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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