Calling friends 1 day before Exam :
You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar liya ?"
Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayi bas 1 baki hai !"
You (Dissapointed & worried)
calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya oye..?"
Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus finish.
Revision baki hai bas..!"
You ( dissapointed & now more worried..!)
You (to your best friend) : "kitna kar liya yaar"
Best frnd : "bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai "
You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa janni"
Awesome feeling comes instantly
No disappointment, No worries
"Ab toh raat me hi padhunga," *books band*
Communication is the lifeline of any relationship.
When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships....
So disturb everybody u care....
Atleast once daily ....
A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of
Girls
For A Long Time.....
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After Sometime One Girl Came
Forward & Said....
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Girl Says:-
Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap
Hoga,
Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap
Hoga...
Wow !!! What a Shayari.....
After Listening To The Girl, The
Boy
Said :
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Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri
Hi
Bachi Ho...
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Boys will be Boys"
Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein?
Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna....
Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
Pingu Said To Doctor : Pore Jism Main kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao To Bohat Dard Hota Hai, Doctor Suggested Full Body Xray when He Checked, Xray Found Fracture In . . . . . . . . "Ungli":point_up_2:
GF on phone call with BF!
Gf - Honey, window khul nahi rahi hai.
BF - Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke
us par daal do.
GF - Kya usse kaam ho jayega?
BF - Try to karo.
After 15 mins , BF calls to GF.
BF - Tumne try kiya ??
GF - Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band
ho gaya... lolzzzz
suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend
uud jaati hai...
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jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe
subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...
Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil
raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai...
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"The number u have dialed is busy on
another call...
Please try again later"
Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-)
Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha....
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)
पति व्हिस्की का एक ग्लास बनाता है
और पत्नी से कहता है: लो पिओ इसे
पत्नी व्हिस्की चखती है, फिर कहती हैं:
छी…. छी, कितनी कड़वी है।
पति:
और तू सोचती है कि मैं रोज अय्याशी करता हूँ।।
ज़हर के घूंट पीता हूँ ज़हर के।।
A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata
hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai...
whatsapp jokes funny jokes
Dear Men,
A woman who loves you truly will
never ask you to buy her
expensive gifts or take her to
expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a
promise to
bring her a
world of luxuries... She just wants
your love, care and attention..
She wants you to spend a lot of quality time
with her..
and appreciate her for all that she
does for you out of love and affection..
Every woman is unique
in her own way..