Whatsapp Funny Jokes

ज्यादा लगाव ना रख मुझसे , मेरे दुश्मन कहते है मेरी उम्र छोटी है , डर मौत का नहीं , तेरे अकेलेपन का है !!

10 years ago

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बेटा---" माँ, आजकल प्यार का वायरस हर तरफ फैला है।
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लगता है मुझे भी उस वायरस ने अटैक किया है। ".
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माँ---" चिंता मत कर बेटा, मेरे पास चप्पल है
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जो,एन्टीवायरस का काम करती है। :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::heart_eyes::smiley::grinning:

10 years ago

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जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

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9 years ago

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A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . . . . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”

10 years ago

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Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai

10 years ago

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A Boy Smoking @ Outside Of Airport...Suddenly A Girl Arrived There From The Airplane... Girl : Hey... Boy : Hii.. Girl : Aa Su Karas..?? Boy : Aane Ciggarett Kevvay..�� Girl : ��....Ketla Time Thi Smoke Krs...??? Boy : Naanpn Theej.... Girl : Jo Aavda Vrs Smoke Na Kryu Hotto..O SAAME MERCEDES UBHI..A Taari Hot...�� Boy : Tu Smoke Karas..?? Girl : Nope... Boy : E Mercedes Tari Che..?? Girl : Nope...!! BOY : �� To VAAYDI THAAMA...E Mercedes Maarij Che.... ��

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Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!

10 years ago

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1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺

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Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh

10 years ago

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श्याम का सर फट गया…!!!
डॉक्टर: – ये कैसे हुआ…???
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श्याम: – मैं ईंट से पत्थर तोड़ रहा था, एक आदमी ने
मुझसे कहा, “कभी खोपड़ी का इस्तेमाल भी कर लिया कर” :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Pappu: I love u Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune?? Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha.. Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun??

10 years ago

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Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me.. Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai Im Using Windows 98....!!

10 years ago

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Romantic line of SMALL kid aftr breakup ........ . . . Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich kalta hu . . . pal kya kalu . . . . . mumy loz BADAM khila deti he , aul tumali yad fil aa jati hai

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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai, Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!

10 years ago

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SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE INTERVIEW TEACHER : BETA AAPKE PAPA KYA KARTE HAI.? . CUTE ANS BOY : JO MUMMY BOLTI HAI..!!

10 years ago

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Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!!

10 years ago

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Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE

10 years ago

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Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” :-D :-P

10 years ago

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पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में गोलगप्पे खा रहे थे। एक दूसरे की आँख में आँख डाले पत्नी ने रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा ! “ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो जी?” पति: थोडा आराम से खा, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही।

10 years ago

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Ek Shaikh Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Chips Kha Raha Tha Ke Achanak Ladki Ankhoon Main Ankhain Daal Kar Boli Tum Kya Feel Kar Rahe Ho, Shaikh "yahi Ke Tum Muj Se Zayada Chips Kha Rahi Ho"
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10 years ago

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