गुलाबी साडी :bride_with_veil: पहनकर आज :calendar: तुम्हारी भाभी :information_desk_person: बोली कैसी लग रही हू.:question: मैने कहा ???? बिलकुल दौ :v: हजार के नोट :dollar: के जैसी
Best line said by a boy to his GF:"
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Tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to
du,
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Par uska dil kaise dukha du..
Jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he
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"Beta Ghar Jaldi aa jaana"...
Good
1 Ladki Roz Subah 10 Baje Ped Ki Dal Pe Baith Jati,aur sham ko
5 Baje Utar Jati.
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pucho kyu?
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MBA Karke Pagal ho Gayi Thi,Khud Ko Branch Manager Samajti thi..!!!��
गांव मे पत्नी पति को पीट रही थी पडोसी बोला : क्यों मार रही हो बेचारे को, पत्नी बोली : बेचारे नहीं हे ये…., इन्हें फ़ोन किया था तो एक लड़की बोली, जिस व्यक्ति से आप संपर्क करना चाहते हो वह अभी व्यस्त है…. :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley:
Baap (Bahot Gusse me):”
Sharab, Cigarette,
Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan
k Dushman Hain..
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Beta (Proudly):” Jo Insaan Apne
Dushmano Se
Bhaag jaye..
Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..";):p
Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?" Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them." His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother." A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face, Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much." The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?" Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . .
Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne
ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe
pasand ho.
par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat
hai
mujhe car dene ki?
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Iss par ladki ne solid jawab
diya-
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Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat
toh aeroplane
dene ki hai...
Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat
hai Airport banane ki?
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How many Likes for this
girl ?
1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya
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Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai"
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Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
hai... .
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Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.
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पतलू - . . . . अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया, वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :) :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!! टीटू: – ये क्या है…??? श्याम: – लव लेटर है…। टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…। :: :: :: :: :: :: :: श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
Boy : pen hai?
Girl : nahi hai.
Boy : pen hai Pen ?
Girl : kaha na nahi he..
(thori Dare Bad)
Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ?
Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar
Faad Dungi...
Boy : Hathora hai ?
Girl : nahi...
Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??
Dear Men,
A woman who loves you truly will
never ask you to buy her
expensive gifts or take her to
expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a
promise to
bring her a
world of luxuries... She just wants
your love, care and attention..
She wants you to spend a lot of quality time
with her..
and appreciate her for all that she
does for you out of love and affection..
Every woman is unique
in her own way..
A GF is not one who says,
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"Main teri kismat me nai, tum
mujhe bhul jao"
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A true GF is one who says, .
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. "Tu padhai pe dehaan de,
placement ke
baad ghar se utha lena..